Is this the line for the band auditions? Where is Puff Daddy? Er, um, P. Diddy? Poo Doody? Well, you know what I mean. T-Boz? Chili? Look - I didn't get these new gold teef and gang tats for nothing - where is the sign up sheet?
After a lovely phone convo with Ggayle this evening, I was intrigued by the idea of a band, and suggested to Ggayle that I would be willing to add my considerable
talents, should you decide you would like me to. Please allow me to demonstrate, and try to hold your applause until I have finished. (An occasional "...quite like that" or "not bad" is fine.) Autographs will be provided in the toilet afterwards...*Clears throat. Breaks into "Morning Has Broken", complete with New Zealand accent and at least two octaves higher than Jem, sounding eerily like a cross between Tiny Tim and the goat of your choice...*
If you're lucky, I might do an encore of yet another Cat Stevens beauty - "Time in a Bottle". Oh wait - that was Jim Croce.
And I play various musical instruments. For example, I am an ACE on the G-string. Those who are familiar with music theory (if you can call something this simple as "theory") will be able to attest that there are such things on music staves as a "G-Clef" and an "F-Clef". (Treble and bass, respectively.) Of course, my personal favorite clef is "Wycleff", but I digress. (Besides, would any of you really like to see me play HIM? Skin flute, anyone?
Oh GOD - I had
to say that to let you know that it really is ME
posting...) Anyway, in lieu of a G-clef, please consider a G-string
. If that doesn't suit your needs, I can play "the jug(s)" - serious inquiries only, please...
I see that you have already attached a manager, so I would love to contribute creatively, if you will have me. I can play the triangle, if that's not too generic. And can you just imagine me with a tamborine in my hand? Oh lord...
Ffluffyblonde aa/k/a Kkristen
(Rridiculous Rrussian Ddoll-in-ttraining)