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Postby Ellen » Sat Nov 19, 2005 11:05 pm

Present.

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Postby Andria » Sun Nov 20, 2005 7:15 am

Durn it, late again! :tsk:

Present!
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Postby indigo_jones » Sun Nov 20, 2005 3:53 pm

Good, we're all here.

Now what were we here for?
"It was a hilarious, hilarious moment in a very bleak, bleak time of my life."

Happiness is Bret-Shaped.

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Postby Andria » Sun Nov 20, 2005 5:15 pm

:doh: BMJM! That's what we have you for! Manage us! :rolleyes:

I have
- another possible new band member
- possible name alteration
- news: Ggayle plays the coconut bra with spoons
- still need lyrics for RRD
- and should be decide to audition Fluffy, I need to get my questions in order. What else, bband membranes? (<---So not meant as an insult. Enduring perhaps?)
I'll take your body and cover it with honey, then stick some money to the honey, now you're covered in money, honey. -FotC

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Postby Johnnyp » Sun Nov 20, 2005 5:40 pm

I can play soulful banjo and bagpipes

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Postby Andria » Mon Nov 21, 2005 3:06 am

Johnnyp wrote:I can play soulful banjo and bagpipes

I don't know if those instruments fit in with the feel of our bband. How about the ukulele or the bass?
I'd be happy to lend you mine:
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Postby Johnnyp » Mon Nov 21, 2005 4:07 am

I can't play the scales on that bass I'll bring my own.

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Postby indigo_jones » Mon Nov 21, 2005 2:36 pm

You know, they have those bass that sing. That might solve the singing issue! :wink:
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Happiness is Bret-Shaped.

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Postby Johnnyp » Mon Nov 21, 2005 2:50 pm

Um uh scales get it? Fish scales bass scales get it?

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Postby Gayle » Mon Nov 21, 2005 5:19 pm

Johnnyp wrote:Um uh scales get it? Fish scales bass scales get it?

Yes, JP, we get it. Very nice.
4 out of 3 people have difficulty with fractions.

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Postby Johnnyp » Mon Nov 21, 2005 5:31 pm

Should I have added a rimshot for effect? :lol:

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Postby Gayle » Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:52 pm

Johnnyp wrote:Should I have added a rimshot for effect? :lol:


Sure, why not. But only if it's played on the drum of a dryer. Don't want to introduce actual instruments into the band.
4 out of 3 people have difficulty with fractions.

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Postby Andria » Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:57 am

Gayle wrote:
Johnnyp wrote:Should I have added a rimshot for effect? :lol:


Sure, why not. But only if it's played on the drum of a dryer. Don't want to introduce actual instruments into the band.


Actual instruments! :shock: Why, we couldn't do that, no, no, nope. Quite right there, Ggayle. :)
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Postby Ellen » Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:26 am

Absolutely right, ladies, we simply cannot have actual musical instruments in BE. We must have standards, after all.

And now,

to my bband mates and fellow forum members:
Wishing you a truly harmonious Thanksgiving.

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For those who do not celebrate it, have a very pleasant Thursday and please enjoy a little smoked turkey anyway.

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And if I should survive the peril that awaits me (family dinner), I will surely “see” you all again ere long.

Until then,

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l-l-l-lyrics

Postby Ellen » Sat Nov 26, 2005 5:38 am

Okay, so I have some suggested lyrics. Heavy emphasis on the suggested part. Let me preface this by saying that I did not actually write these lyrics, or more accurately, “poem”. It was done with one of those automatic programs where you provide a noun, verb, etc. and it uses those to generate a poem. I did have to tweak it a little bit so that it would make “sense”. I have no idea how you would even turn this into a song or if you would just chant it, or whatever, but there you go.

Ridiculous Russian Doll(s)?

Your skin glows like the banana,
It blossoms as the stinkweed in the purest hope of spring.
My heart follows your squeaky voice,
and leaps like a cockroach at the whisper of your name.
The evening floats in on a great vulture wing.
I am comforted by your business sock that I carry into the twilight.
I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of syrup.
As my foot falls from my sock, it reminds me of your ridiculous Russian doll.
In the quiet, I listen for the last scream of the day.
My spleen leaps to my throat.
I wait for you in the moonlight so that we may yell as one, monkey to monkey,
in search of the magnificent and mystically ridiculous Russian doll of love.


My favorite line is “In the quiet, I listen for the last scream of the day”. How do you know when it’s the last scream, anyway? Image


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