I've finally been able to slap myself across the face and pull myself together enough to say:
James - if you're reading this, thank you. This was an amazingly kind thing to do. And you really didn't have to do it - you've probably got all kinds of things to do, and are likely dog-tired from all the endless hours of work that have gone into making and promoting this wonderful show. And yet you've done this lovely thing for a bunch of strangers on the internet who are, quite frankly, possibly mad as pants. It makes me genuinely laugh with pleasure to think that I've had the chance to ask James Bobin excessively long and involved questions, and he's answered them with such good-natured aplomb. You sir, are a gentleman, and I hope I get the chance to shake your hand someday. Maybe pinch your bum too, if you're very lucky, and I'm peed as a newt.*
Good luck with everything you do, and may your beautiful new baby sleep through the night and never try to swallow Lego. You deserve nothing less, my friend.
* I would never pinch your bum. Well, it's not very English, is it? Unless you're from Leeds.
Oh Turnip, my fellow Londoner. From the short time I've known you on these boards, I just wanted to say that you're amazing!
Evidently James has nothing to fear if he meets any WTF Forum members on the streets