What the Folk!

Hey guys!
I've been enjoying getting to know you guys over the last week or so, but I thought it'd be cool to have a little thread where we just answer little questions about ourselves.. You know, the basics. I'll start!

Real name: Rachael
Location: Oklahoma City, OK US
Age: 25 (I know it may be a touchy subject. If you don't wanna answer, you don't have to. )
Status: Single, no kids
Occupation: Audio book producer, web designer and video producer for Tate Publishing.
Interests: Music is my passion. I worked in radio for over 5 years and plan to start a station here in 2011. I also watch a lot of movies and am working my way through several TV shows.. 11, to be exact.
Tell me something random about yourself: I once ate rat poison that looked like green cheese.. I thought it was from the moon. Of course, I had to have my stomach pumped.
Bret or Jemaine?: In all the time that I've spent thinking about this, I still can't make a solid decision. If pressed, I guess I'd have to go with Jemaine.

Real name: Sandy
Location: 42°47’02.98”N 83°14’22.68”W
Age: 47
Status: Trophy wife (28 years)...2 daughters (20 & 14)
Occupation: Obstetrics/Gynecology office. I answer stupid questions and make you pay.
Everyday has something to do with vaginas - literally - and it's a good description of the people I work with..
Interests: Pearl Jam.
Tell me something random about yourself: Time spent wasted is not wasted time...
Bret or Jemaine?: Yes.

Haha! Not that I disliked you before or anything, but I like you even more now. Your answers are fantastic! I especially like "Bret or Jemaine: Yes."

Real name: Jon
Location: East Bay, California
Age: 19
Status: Disrepair
Occupation: ¡Estudiante en la universidad!
Interests: Music. People. A certain lady.
Tell me something random about yourself: Back in my high school days I was amongst the most proficient hurdlers in the land.
Bret or Jemaine?: Bret.

Nice to meet you! Hurdling, eh? Nice!

Real name: Kelly
Location: Traverse City, MI, US
Age: 21
Status: Divorced, one son (Desmond, 2)
Occupation: Cash Office Specialist - counting money all day. Sexier than it sounds.
Interests: FOTC, reading, learning
Tell me something random about yourself: I'm diagnosed with 5 anxiety disorders. Makes life ... interesting to put it in the nicest possible terms.
Bret or Jemaine?: Jemainiac, 100%. Though I do have a lot of love for Bret as well

Real name: Leah. Leeeah.
Location: DCish
Age:
Status: Single.
Occupation: oh yes I definitely have one of those
Interests: FOTC, Lost, video games, baseball, dessert.
Tell me something random about yourself: I am a Hebrew-speaking Jew.
Bret or Jemaine?: Bret, more and more.. I started off right in the middle, when kind of Jemainish for a bit.. but I end up right back with Bret again and again.

Ooooh! A survey! I love surveys!

Real name: Lynann [Lynn-Ann]
Location: In the ghetto. Do you know about the ghetto? You know the Elvis song 'In the Ghetto'? Well, it's exactly like he describes it.
Age: 28
Status: Bored...very bored. And tired.
Occupation: Athletic Trainer/Therapist (Sports Med Physio).
Interests: Aside from sports, I like music (I love finding new artists and the people here have given me much to listen to!) and writing.
Tell me something random about yourself: uuuummmmm, I'm probably the messiest obsessive compulsive person ever...
Bret or Jemaine?: Bret. But I do also have a great love for the J-dawg.

As someone with OCD, let me tell you that the notion that OCD people are strictly neat freaks is incorrect I should show you some pictures of my Grandma's basement. There's two schools of OCD people: those that clean, and those that hoard. And she HOARDS.

This is short enough not to be overwhelming, so what the hey ...

Real name: Alison
Location: Utrecht, Nederland (previously in the US)
Age: Thirtysomething -- I remember when that show was airing and it seemed such an old age.
Status: sniffly. also cohabitating with my boyfriend of seven years and our two cats and one dog
Occupation: housefrau, but soon to go back to my previous career of editing, although this time I'll be proofing/editing papers and such for people who do not speak English as a first language.
Interests: cooking, photography, reading, music, architecture, various artsy and craftsy things as the mood strikes me, orange (the color and the fruit)
Tell me something random about yourself: I like okra.
Bret or Jemaine?: Bret

Real name: Amanda
Location: Barcelona, Catalunya
Age: 24
Status: engaged to my expat fiancé
Occupation: Part time airline ground staff.. and the rest of the time I'd be trying to graduate or something..
Interests: Travelling, foreign languages, travelling, geography, travelling, history...travelling, cats ..lying under a big bright sun and Amirican TV Shows (dieHard Gossip Girl fan..FOTC, Grey's Anatomy, My name is Earl, Bones, CSI Vegas, Alias, Family Guy..off the top of my head)
Tell me something random about yourself: I am fluent in 4 languages (Catalan, Spanish, English and French) and can speak some russian and japanese..enough to help a passenger find his way in an airport..
Bret or Jemaine?: Jemaine..all the way. Please

Real name: John (once again, don't forget about J)
Location: Rule Britannia
Age: 29
Status: Man, single, just want to do something special for all the ladies in the world
Occupation: Office Bee
Interests: Cheese, whiskey, books and people who look a bit funny
Tell me something random about yourself: Um. I can juggle. Balls.
Bret or Jemaine?: Jemaine. His keen yet inept interest in the opposite sex reminds me of, um, me

Only my second post here but I love filling stuff out, so.....

Real name: Laura
Location: Michigan
Age: 41 (less than a month from 42, tho...)
Status: Married 19 yrs with 1 son, 10
Occupation: Domestic Goddess, Retired but-still-have-to-cut-family's-hair-Hairstylist
Interests: Reading, mainly horror (huge Stephen King fan) lately into all things vampire- yes, read Twilight- Sookie, Black Dagger Brotherhood, etc, Cooking/Baking/Cakes, going to the movies
Tell me something random about yourself: I'm kind of an agressive driver. Cut me off at your peril. I'm not kidding....
Bret or Jemaine?: JEMAINE all the way. God, that mouth.....

Real name: Vanessa
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Age: 23
Status: Single, no children
Occupation: Geography student. I also work in the marketing department at my school during the week and on weekends, I'm a cashier at Barnes & Noble.
Interests: Traveling. Cooking. Good beer. Film Noir. I DJ for a local radio station on the side so music is definitely high up there.
Tell me something random about yourself: I never learned how to drive. But, I don't have a problem getting around.
Bret or Jemaine?: Total Jemainiac.

I read this as 19 years old with a 10 year old son I was like