Thank you for the warm human welcome. I appreciate it intellectually.
But, how could you read anything untoward between my life partner and I greeting party guests at the door? Perhaps it was the come-hither look Fortran was flashing the camera. It is a bit of a flirt.
As for elephants and poisonous gases? Elephants are just fine by me, even though their inherent design leaves something to be desired. I mean, using your proboscis as a grasping device? Please.
Poisonous gases generally don't bother me as I don't have lungs, but they can corrode my steel shell which can be bothersome.
Anyhoo, as you humans say, thank you again, and it's off to execute my programmed duties!