I had the strangest dream last night.
I was sitting around in an old house my family used to live in and came across Jemaine's phone number in my mother's cell phone. Somehow in the dream I knew they were acquaintances so I dialed his number and for the next twenty minutes my dream consisted of me talking to Jemaine. I can't really remember the conversation, but I remember him saying he was busy but had time to talk, if I wanted to talk to Bret (to which I declined?) and the rest was just about life in general.
Then the dream skipped to my family and I on a cruise ship and a show was about to begin. So we were all just standing around the boat when Bret and Jemaine came out on roller skates, shirtless and singing a song I'd never heard and shimmying around on their skates. For some reason I was all sullen and moody and just found the whole routine kind of weird. Then Jemaine skated over and kind of lifted me up bridal style and took me around the boat, during which I asked "Oh, so this is what you were busy with?" and he laughed and then dropped me off the side of the boat.
Height of rudeness!
Unfortunately even in my dreams I can't swim so I thrashed under the water until Jemaine jumped in and lifted me up to the surface and while I was choking on the water I somehow managed to grump "What are you doing? You'll ruin your shorts." because that's
He swam me back to the boat, apologising profusely before toweling me off when we got back onto a dry surface. Bret was helping himself to some shrimp like nothing had happened.
And then I woke up.