FOTC Poetry Thread

**Joined:** Sat May 09, 2009 3:43 am **Posts:** 7237

SheWolf wrote:

Ha ha.

Since I want to contribute but I'm insanely lazy I figure it's okay to resurrect the lament I wrote when Jemaine got married - to be sung to the tune of Bret You've Got It Going On. I could never top it as I currently have no emotional inspiration to motivate me.

about 3/4 down the page:

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1793&start=15

THAT would be hard to top! Omg that was funny. (wiping tears from eyes) Please copy and post it here. Everyone must see it. It fits the music perfectly too! I give it 5 stars (out of 5). :nana:

**Posted:** Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:43 pm

Lookin' round the room,
I can tell that you are the
Most beautiful girl

(in the room).

**Posted:** Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:44 pm

I could keep going all night (it's 1.42 a.m. here) but probably need to have a kip before my final exam tomorrow. I'll be back in the morning though:)

**Joined:** Sat May 09, 2009 3:43 am **Posts:** 7237

This is my new favorite thread.

**Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:01 am

biscuit wrote:

I could keep going all night (it's 1.42 a.m. here) but probably need to have a kip before my final exam tomorrow. I'll be back in the morning though:)

Go to sleep, biscuit.
Good luck on your final test.
We'll see you later.

**Joined:** Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:55 pm **Posts:** 559

Oh SheWolf, I LOVE your song. Absolutely love it. "Off to get a pie or whatever..." :rolls:

I only managed to come up with two very silly haikus before I discovered I was supposed to be taking the notes at that ghastly four-hour meeting this afternoon. So here they are. I'll try to do better next time.

Snaking through the crowd
All fans eager to meet you
I await my turn

Jem turns, walks off stage
Whatâ€™s that? Sparkling blue sequins!
Thong or belt? Who knowsâ€¦

(Well , of course we all know NOW.)

**Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:21 am

Oh my god, I just laughed SO HARD.
All of these poems are amazing!!!

And SheWolf...oh dear lord, that song is BRILLIANT. Loved the part about "spread your love around" being a euphamism for "we want to bum you" :roll2:

Yupp, this may well be my new favourite thread.

**Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:26 am

Omg, eorious, that was INCREDIBLE. I just rofl'd like you wouldn't believe. Hmm... *goes to find those pictures on the Jem photo thread...*

And SheWolf, I read that poem ages ago, but it still makes me laugh like crazy. As we young folks would say, it was "lolarious." VIRY lolarious.

**Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:27 am

Oh my gosh SW! :rolls:

That song was HILARIOUS!
Love this part: "No doubt about it you made the girlies drool when you mimed sexual congress with that stool" :lol:

And guys, I'm loving the poems! This thread is just brilliant!

**Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:08 am

Ooh, just thought up a limerick!!

There once was a man named Bret
That many fans actually met!
His last name is McKenzie,
Sets our hearts in a frenzy,
Has more talent than I'll ever get.

:lol:

**Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:09 am

Nice one, songbird!!

**Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:13 am

Nice, songbird. I've never been good at limericks because I have to think of words that rhyme and I'm too lazy for that. :rolleyes:

**Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:33 am

Three things women love:
Men in kilts, Southern Comfort,
the song Wicked Game

Bret trusts what Dave says
Jemaine does not believe it
We're not that simple

**Joined:** Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:55 pm **Posts:** 559

Faith wrote:

Nice, songbird. I've never been good at limericks because I have to think of words that rhyme and I'm too lazy for that. :rolleyes:

I don't have a problem rhyming, but I can't ever seem to come up with limericks that aren't dirty. My mind just instantly wants to go there, so I have to stay away from those. :oops:

Yours was excellent though, songbird. Kudos on finding a word to rhyme with McKenzie!

**Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:48 am

I've always enjoyed writing haiku--so simple.

Keep them in the front
Not just because they look good:
Sweet sugalumps, yeah.

And on the dirty limericks...the only one I can remember is the one about the man from Nantucket. :lol:

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