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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby Faith » Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:59 am

VaiVedrai wrote:I've always enjoyed writing haiku--so simple.

Keep them in the front
Not just because they look good:
Sweet sugalumps, yeah.

And on the dirty limericks...the only one I can remember is the one about the man from Nantucket. :lol:


Yeah, that's the only one I can remember too. :lol: Too many dirty things can come from that opening line, so I'm sticking with haikus.
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby Faith » Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:04 am

Working on the street
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Unsuccessfully
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby ravenhpltc24 » Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:10 am

Faith wrote:Working on the street
Jemaine tries to pay the bills
Unsuccessfully


:roll2: Good one, Faith!


From Raven at 1:10am...

It is very late.
Presentation tomorrow.
Don't make me do it. :nails:
He's gonna wake up in a smoothie.
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby biscuit » Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:45 am

Faith wrote:
Go to sleep, biscuit.
Good luck on your final test.
We'll see you later.

:D


:D Thanks:)

The one about the three things women love was choice btw!! I'm hanging that on my fridge! 8)
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby mockingbird » Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:03 am

SheWolf - THE SONG! :rolls: Oh my... I actually guffawed. *snort* "Not in a ho way..." Ha ha! :D

Great stuff, ladies. :clap:
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby songbird » Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:50 am

ravenhpltc24 wrote:
Faith wrote:Working on the street
Jemaine tries to pay the bills
Unsuccessfully


:roll2: Good one, Faith!


From Raven at 1:10am...

It is very late.
Presentation tomorrow.
Don't make me do it. :nails:


Same with me, except replace "presentation" with "final exam" :?
"We're addressing the issues but we're keeping it funky."

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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby songbird » Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:23 pm

I can't believe I've only thought of this now...probably because stress makes my brain work harder, so my creativity actually starts working when I'm stressed.

Anyways, I've written an onomotopia for Bret:

Boom.

:lol:
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby biscuit » Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:00 pm

Good luck on final exam and presentation, Songbird and Raven!
I just had my final exam and it feels so goooooood to be done :D

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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby trefusis » Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:04 pm

These are Cracking. Me. Up. :rolls:

My muse is hiding behind the sofa in the face of such talent, but am hoping that inspiration will strike pretty soon. Probably at three in the morning or something :roll:

(And best wishes to all the exam folks, as well.)
That's the conclusion that I've come to, but...
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby eorious » Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:43 pm

Great one biscuit! :yay:

Ok, I've got another:

Green eyes, so intense
Shy smile, infectious giggles
Such a heartbreaker
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby Faith » Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:54 pm

biscuit wrote:
:D Thanks:)

The one about the three things women love was choice btw!! I'm hanging that on my fridge! 8)



Thanks, biscuit. You know you've become famous when your work gets hung on the fridge. :boogie: :red:
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby nonchalant obsession » Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:05 pm

songbird wrote:Anyways, I've written an onomotopia for Bret:

Boom.

:lol:

:nod: Nice!
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby Faith » Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:04 pm

Don't bring ladies home
You have a roommate, Jemaine
Bret, he lives there too
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby songbird » Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:08 pm

:roll2:

Yaayy exam over!!! SCHOOL IS DONE!!! :woohoo:
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby biscuit » Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:16 pm

Oh, what a feeling, eh, Songbird? :D


No more lectures now
Let the books collect some dust
A summer awaits

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