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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby songbird » Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:12 am

Love is considered
The strongest adhesive thing
By Bret McKenzie
"We're addressing the issues but we're keeping it funky."

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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby Faith » Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:29 am

Stronger than Krazy Glue?
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby ZebraWarriorPrincess » Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:37 am

Tall with thck black hair
It may be greying slightly
Hope you don't read this

You might think I'm weird
Sat there wearing something cool
Back in New Zealand

Please come to Europe
With lovely Bret McKenzie
To tour the UK
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby biscuit » Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:17 am

Faith wrote:Stronger than Krazy Glue?


Yes, Faith, it is true
Sellotape of love does top
Even Krazy Glue
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby ZebraWarriorPrincess » Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:25 am

Making two things whole?
Love, Sellotape, both are great
Love is the strongest
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby nonchalant obsession » Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:22 pm

Have a hangover.
Not even Bret and Jemaine
are easing the pain.
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby biscuit » Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:45 pm

Me and my guitar
Desecrating Carol Brown
Getting better though
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby ravenhpltc24 » Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:54 pm

Bret sings to Jemaine... :whistle:
"Shut up girlfriends from the past!"
Jemaine yells at Bret.
He's gonna wake up in a smoothie.
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby ZebraWarriorPrincess » Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:55 pm

The guys hired an actor
Told Murray they had a deal
It backfired, badly

Bret fancied Coco
Jemaine would never leave them
But he pulled Sally
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby Faith » Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:54 pm

Go to the cheap zoo
Buy two goldfish, get one free
Bret sees a girl there

Goes back to his flat
Bret sings, Jemaine gets annoyed
Bret's make believe date
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby biscuit » Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:04 pm

An apartment, you say
Looks more like a compartment
That's funny, Murray
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby songbird » Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:06 pm

Murray takes role call
Bret prisint, Jemaine prisint
Murray, prisint too
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby biscuit » Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:18 pm

No neighbourly love
Cocky cobbers in the lift
Pulling kiwi tit
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby Faith » Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:18 am

biscuit wrote:No neighbourly love
Cocky cobbers in the lift
Pulling kiwi tit


I think that one's my favorite. :roll2:
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby mockingbird » Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:13 am

Chased by an arrow
His head got caught in a chair
He's an idiot
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