What the Folk!

Yeah well, she's got two jobs. She's a pastry chef and a sniper.

Well, that bird doesn't have any wings - - It's only got one leg.

Can I please have a look at the lyrics? This is another one of your weird songs, man.

They have to deal with all the imaginary things...Like rouge Unicorns

"Dear Jemaine, By the time you read this, I will be far far away at Coco's house and I will no longer be residing ... and that is just one of the reasons why I'm moving out. You didn't seem to understand th-- ... And the most important thing for me to say is that ... Do you remember the time that seagull ... ? ... Yours sincerely, Bret"

I really really really want to know what that was all about...

I believe I have found the perfect top to combine Bret's love of animal tshirts and the famous eye-patch.
Have a look here: http://www.threadless.com/product/1361/Animals_with_Eyepatches_Yes

Cute! Shame it isn't Bret wearing the actual T-shirt, or is it? If not it's a v v v close resemblance - the Bret lookalike/substitute?!

Man, I want that shirt! Animals With Eyepatches! Yes!

The Threadless model does look like Bret! I wonder if that was intentional.

Most definitely!

a coincidence?? i think not.

on another note i am so ticked off. me and family are goin to california in a week's time but flight of the conchords dont have ne upcoming shows!!! why couldnt we nt have gone last year!!! life's not fair...now ill never see bret...

Surely most people realize that they're acting. Those who don't are probably a bit dim themselves. Perhaps more than 'a bit'.

That picture w/the Bret look-alike is too cute. I want the puppy!

I hadn't even noticed that!!
Not half as gorgeous as our Bret, but definite resemblance.
Well, I cracked and ordered the shirt, it will be my hommage to Bret and my secret FotC shirt.....

Is anyone??

Me too! Especially the "Do you remember the time that seagull ... ?" part. Hahahahahaha

More Bret quotes:

"I can't be tickling all night. I'm not even ticklish. ... No, I'm faking it. Yeah, she's faking it as well, I think."

"Why are you moving out? Is it something I've done? ... Is it 'cause of the towel? ... 'Cause I used your towel and I got athlete's foot? ... It's not that? ... Is it my mold farm? ... Are you sick of my mold farm? ... Is it aspergillus fumigatus? ... You sure? ... Was it something from a while ago? ... When we were at school and you said you got a hickey from Judy Bailey, I told everyone it was the vacuum cleaner? ... Is that it? ... But you did. ... Yes, you did. ... Well, it was a perfectly round hickey. ... Well, it was exactly the same size as the vacuum cleaner tube. ... Oh! Is it because I drank all the orange juice? ... Is it because I drank all the apple juice? ... Was it something psychological? Because I put you down in front of other people? ... He wouldn't know, 'cause he's got no idea. ... Well, is it because I ask too many questions? ... Was it something subtle? ... Is it 'cause I eat too loudly? ... It is? I knew it!"

"Who took that photo?"

"What about a planet of diamonds and rubies?"

"Well, it's difficult to draw a wolf, so I used a picture of myself and then adjusted it."

"[Murray: Band meeting. ... Bret?] No."

"I think I took this photo. Yeah, I took it. ... It's got a good energy."

"That's gymnasts, Murray."

"I'm not bulimic!"

"I've had some pretty freaky dreams ... I had one where I was a guinea pig but with my face, and I had another one where I was a giraffe but then when you look--"

"Bye-bye, David Bowie."

"Well, it wasn't my idea, Murray. David Bowie told me to do it in a dream."

"Yeah, I was wearing makeup. I had lightning bolts on my wanger."

"So I'm guessing, like, if David Bowie isn't that confident, then maybe most people aren't that confident, which means I'm not gonna worry about being confident."

"I'm not eating anymore. I'm a bit too fat."

"A biscuit? ... Is it a really big biscuit?"

"That's flippin' awesome!"

"It's a computer chip with a speaker attached. Pretty much like a Walkman."

how long did it take you to write that????