I guess this thread can now be closed off... Bret doesn't have a girlfriend. He has a wife!
I'd be okay with locking this thread, actually. I absolutely know that it was meant in great affection and good humour, but I have to admit that it makes me feel uncomfortably intrusive every time I even glance at the thread title. It's not what WTF is about, really. Is it? I don't know.
No, this has nothing to do with chickens, but I really
wanted to use that smiley just once. Thank you for your indulgence. I am now content.