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Bretulism - caused by spending so much time in the Bret thread that other men make you feel physically sick.

**Posted:** Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:24 pm

ZebraWarriorPrincess wrote:

Bretulism - caused by spending so much time in the Bret thread that other men make you feel physically sick.

Not all other men, surely?

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No, maybe not. Mind you, I've not actually seen anyone today, let alone any hotties.

:shock:

I am turning into a weird recluse.

**Joined:** Sat May 09, 2009 3:43 am **Posts:** 7237

Oh, you guys are good! Me not so witty, but it's fun to have a go...

Breternity: Time at work, unable to view the photo thread seems like a Breternity.

Bretnocentricity: The tendancy for Bretero's to ragard their(our) own group and culture as intrinsically superior to all others. :wink:

Bretrayal: A Bretero may feel this after spending too much time on the Jemaine photo thread looking at J's shoulders and big heary chist. :oops:

**Posted:** Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:51 pm

Not witty my *bleep*

Those were great! :rolls:

**Posted:** Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:24 pm

SuzyBatt wrote:

:clap: Love 'em all but, Da Mango, :prayer:

your examples are hilarious!

Aw thank you! I've been spending quite a bit of time over in the Jemaine threads, so I thought I'd better defend my Breterosexuality by putting on the ol' thinking cap for Bret. LOL!

Here's one more for now.

Imbretionist: (noun) someone who impersonates Bret McKenzie. They typically fail miserably, and their act tends to disappoint and offend the Breterosexual community.
"She immediately regreted hiring the imbretionist for the office Christmas party, when he showed up with a glued on beard and a ukelele with 2 broken strings."

**Posted:** Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:33 pm

Quote:

Aw thank you! I've been spending quite a bit of time over in the Jemaine threads, so I thought I'd better defend my Breterosexuality by putting on the ol' thinking cap for Bret. LOL!

We don't care how you roll Breterosexually, or where you spend your free time. ;D

But, yes, awesome examples, and I love your def of imbretionist!

**Posted:** Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:13 pm

bretworking: -verb
socializing with people who can be helpful to one in their quest for all things Bret related

Rachel's bretworking skills are improving. She just got a backstage pass at a FOTC concert.

**Posted:** Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:20 pm

Bretutter - what you put on potatoes

"My potatoes tasted extra yummy with glops of bretutter."

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Briscuits - when Bret gets biccies from the Consulate

**Posted:** Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:32 pm

A Really Big Briscuit - Bret's favourite biscuit, because it is very large

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Brannah - NZ version of Brangelina

**Posted:** Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:39 pm

mohumbhai mania wrote:

Quote:

Aw thank you! I've been spending quite a bit of time over in the Jemaine threads, so I thought I'd better defend my Breterosexuality by putting on the ol' thinking cap for Bret. LOL!

We don't care how you roll Breterosexually, or where you spend your free time. ;D

But, yes, awesome examples, and I love your def of imbretionist!

Oh thank you for not judging me! It's tough being 100% Breterosexual all of the time, there's just so much temptation to be Bi! :shock:

Bretending: (verb) concocting a situation regarding Bret which may not be entirely accurate.
"She finally decided to quit bretending that she was completely breterosexual, and allowed herself to explore bi-chordian territory."

McKenzie Scale: (noun) a scale of responses indicating the varying degrees of Breterosexuality.
"Her recent interest in the Jemaine photo thread led her to believe she scored about a 2 on the McKenzie scale."

**Posted:** Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:42 pm

LMAO!

**Posted:** Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:33 pm

Bretimal: (noun) Half Bret/half animal hybrid, characterized as Bret McKenzie's face on an animal's body. Not known to exist in nature, but ocassionally found in art and appearing in dreams.
"Sally found the wolf bretimal in her birthday painting to be slightly creepy, but was impressed by the artistic rendering of the piece."

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