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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby nonchalant obsession » Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:08 am

SuzyBatt wrote:Bretalizer - measures the extent of your Bretaholism

:doh: SuzyBatt, I totally tried to pass this off as my own. :oops: Loss of short term memory must be a sign of raging bretaholism. :wink:


stephv27 wrote:Bretopia
Also known as the sunny green fields of our imagination. The place Bretaholics retreat to when they feel dangerously close to posting the actual thoughts they are having while viewing the Bret photo thread.
I must seek this place. I've never been.
stephv27 wrote:Bretonese
The language used by Breterosexuals when discussing Bret. In the Bretonese alphabret, words are often replaced by symbols or flanked by asterisks, e.g. *gasp* and *sigh*. Italics and very small font are also prevelant.

The most commonly used Bretonese symbols are:
:thud: :tonqe: :snakeman: :drool: :nod: :waggle: :shock: :heart: :blush: :love: :rock:


:purple: So very, very true.
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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby nonchalant obsession » Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:16 am

I think the Encyclopedia Bretanica should include all of the aka's of Mr. McKenzie.

Bret-y
The Rhymenoceros
The Video Kid
Little B
The Prince of Parties
The Boom King
FIGWIT (sorry Bret)

...any others?
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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby stephv27 » Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:20 am

From the "Wingmen" episode in season 2:
In the pet shop scene when Dave and Jemaine are talking to him on the walkie talkies they address Bret by his walkie talkie alias, "chicken torso". :roll2:
Aww, poor Bret. Come here you. :chick:
You'd have to be deaf to hear that.
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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby nonchalant obsession » Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:46 am

Seriously?!?!?!? :shock: How did I miss that? Hilarius! Poor Bret. Nice use of the chicken smiley btw. 8)
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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby biscuit » Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:37 am

nonchalant obsession wrote:Good one MM.

biscuit wrote:I believe this can also be called a bretish :geek:

As in "Nonch has a serious finger licking bretish going on." :eyelashes:


Yis, that is one among many I'm afraid... :purple:

You do have a bret-vantage over me in that you always demonstrate the bret-pitome of self control and never (hardly) let your bret-thusiam overflow into unacceptable bret-havior. I find this all very bretertaining, don't you? Would you like me to interp-bret your latest dream for you? :rolls:


:roll2: :roll2: :roll2:

I wish I could think of a fitting bret-ply, but it's too early. I shall breturn later with something less lame :wink:
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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby nonchalant obsession » Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:31 pm

I speak fluent "lame" so have no fear.

Bretaliate: To return the favor of a Bret photo with a pic of Jemaine.

Bretard: Someone who spells the man's name with two "T"'s.

Bretort: A quick, witty or sarcastic reply countering an unflattering remark about our boy.

Oh, and on the menu we must have Boom King Crab ligs.
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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby Ozpot » Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:37 pm

Brettle - what you use to make a cup of tea for Bret

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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby mohumbhai mania » Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:14 pm

BaBret - a hair ornament that keeps your locks out of your eyes so you can appreciate Mr. McKenzie much more.
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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby ZebraWarriorPrincess » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:07 pm

Breville - sandwich toaster possibly used by Bret
http://www.breville.co.uk/sandwichtoasters.html
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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby DaMango » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:21 pm

Bretorical Question: (noun) A question regarding Bret that does not require an answer.

Examples:
"Isn't Bret the coolest?"
"Is there anything Bret can't do?"
"Who would have imagined that a man could be so good looking AND talented?"
"Who doesn't need a little more Bret in their life?"
"Oh why don't I have a life-size statue of Bret in my garden? Why?"
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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby biscuit » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:24 pm

DaMango for president of the flipping world!!! :D
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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby DaMango » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:27 pm

Hahahahaaaaa!!! :lol: Thanks Biscuit! However, I don't think I'd do a very good job. I would spend my time staring at Bret rather than running the globe.
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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby biscuit » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:33 pm

I think the world would be a better place if we all did that. That could be your first course of action! A better world for everyone but Bret obviously... poor bugger :lol:
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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby ZebraWarriorPrincess » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:40 pm

Think of all the world for Bret look alikes though
Bret(t)legangers? :D
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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby DaMango » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:49 pm

Well, if I were president, one of the first things I'd do is assemble a...

Brettalion: (noun) A military unit of breterosexuals, assembled to protect Bret and to secure a Bret-friendly environment.
"When Bret complained of feeling hungry, the Brettalion rushed to the scene with emergency rations of macaroni and fish tacos."
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