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Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby mohumbhai mania » Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:09 pm

See above - this is the Bret version of the Jemtionary.
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Postby ZebraWarriorPrincess » Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:13 pm

Bret-on striped shirt

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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby biscuit » Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:42 pm

Love the title, MM :wink:

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Postby mohumbhai mania » Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:57 pm

Not mine - it is the lovely vmh's idea! A real stroke of genius, I think.

Bret Puddin'. ;D
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Postby SuzyBatt » Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:10 pm

Bret-less - a state of being left without breath due to a weedy shy guy's agonizing beauty
Bret-taking - thrillingly beautiful, remarkable, astonishing, exciting

From the food-related section of the Jemtionary:
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Peanut Bretter
Almond Brettle
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Postby nonchalant obsession » Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:14 pm

Breterophobia: The overzealous denial of Bret-attraction. :wink:

As in: "nonchalant obsession used to be a breterophobe."
or "Breterophobia kept them from sharing all of their amazing Bret photos on the Bret photo thread." *hint, hint*
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Postby mohumbhai mania » Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:16 pm

Bretophilia - the love of Bret.
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Postby SuzyBatt » Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:17 pm

Bretaholic - addicted to Bret
Bretalizer - measures the extent of your Bretaholism
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Postby nonchalant obsession » Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:28 pm

This one has to be here. Coined by the man himself to describe those entirely enamored of Mr. McKenzie...

Jemaine wrote:I call girls that like Bret 'Breterosexuals'.

Just a suggestion.


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Postby nonchalant obsession » Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:42 pm

biscuit wrote:Bretfast

The most important meal of the day! :tonqe:

Great title Vmh! :clap:

Bretlag: How I feel the next day after a long night on the forum.
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Postby biscuit » Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:50 pm

Breticism - the insinuation that one spends too much time in the Bret section


I'm feeling the Bretlag today btw. Stayed up faaaaar too late yesterday :worry:
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Postby DaMango » Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:52 pm

Great Bretain: (noun) a beautiful country, desired vacation destination of all Breterosexuals.
"She packed her animal shirts and FOTC DVDs for her long awaited trip to Great Bretain."

Bretiful: (adjective) synonymous with beautiful, obviously.
"That man has the most bretiful eyelashes I have ever seen!"

Bretection: (noun) The sense of security one feels as a Breterosexual.
"I brought pepper spray on my power walk through the rough neighborhood, and wore my Rap Dancin' t-shirt for added bretection."

Celebret: (verb) to celebrate Bret, or to celebrate in a Bret-like fashion.
"To celebret the promotion at my sign holding job, I treated myself to a dinner of scrambled eggs and macaroni."

Bretentious: (adjective) creating an appearance of importance or distinction based on one's extensive knowledge of Bret trivia.
"The other WTFers found it rather Bretentious when she proceeded to tell them the day and month the photos were taken, based solely on the length of Bret's beard."
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Postby biscuit » Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:54 pm

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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby Ozpot » Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:02 pm

Striped Bretter - A very nice sweater which looks fancy on anyone.

"I couldn't stop looking at her while she was wearing that striped bretter."
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Postby SuzyBatt » Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:14 pm

:clap: Love 'em all but, Da Mango, :prayer: your examples are hilarious!

Bretilection - a tendency to think favorably of Bret (I'll let you guys come up with the examples. Hey, I'm workin' here!)
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