Getting Lewd With The Food (Fanart with the Groceries)

Share a kebab or a cab. Pull your sexy dance moves or sing about your day. Wear your beard scruffy or your chops huge. Bretero or Jemainiac, we're mixing it all up here. Also Your Stuff now incorporated here.
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Re: Getting Lewd With The Food (Fanart with the Groceries)

Postby Bad Atom » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:10 pm

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I LOVE Bretchup and Jemustard. :) I know I've said this before, but if this was a poster I would buy it in a second.
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Re: Getting Lewd With The Food (Fanart with the Groceries)

Postby Ozpot » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:24 am

Those kiwis that you made are the greatest kiwis I've ever seen, mock. :D You're a genius.
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Re: Getting Lewd With The Food (Fanart with the Groceries)

Postby vmh » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:58 am

mockingbird wrote: I ask you all to notice a certain, er, phallic arrangement of the kiwis and banana. The funny thing is I noticed this pitfall early on and tried really hard to avoid this composition, but apparently my subconscious mind took over and well, there it is. Banana balls! :lol:


Ahahahah! Nice.

Ditto what Bad Atom said. I would so buy that poster.
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Re: Getting Lewd With The Food (Fanart with the Groceries)

Postby bakergirl30 » Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:42 am

Okay here is my lame attempt at getting lewd with food... I am not artistic in the least and so I know this is not any where NEAR as good as Mocks stuff.. and I could only do Jemaine. :oops:
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I am a chocolatier,so this is done in dark chocolate.
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Re: Getting Lewd With The Food (Fanart with the Groceries)

Postby vmh » Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:59 am

bakergirl30 wrote:Okay here is my lame attempt at getting lewd with food... I am not artistic in the least and so I know this is not any where NEAR as good as Mocks stuff.. and I could only do Jemaine. :oops:
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I am a chocolatier,so this is done in dark chocolate.


Giiirl, please! You claim you're not artistic and then you wow us with this?! I think you did an amazing job! Bravo! :clap: And Jemaine looks delicious.
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Re: Getting Lewd With The Food (Fanart with the Groceries)

Postby SuzyBatt » Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:00 am

Aw, bakergirl, that's great! You ARE talented, that so looks like Jemaine. Anyway, I think Mock's been practising longer :wink: :lol: .

And for the record, you have my dream job (well, the baker part, but chocolatier would do well too). I often dream of dropping everything and opening up a bakery. Italian baked goods would be my specialty. I could make the Jemaine pizza! (Hey, someone should try that... Mock!)

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Re: Getting Lewd With The Food (Fanart with the Groceries)

Postby bakergirl30 » Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:05 am

Thanks vmh and suzybatt :blush:

And suzybatt, baking is hard work.. but being a chocolatier is a lot easier for sure! Though I really did enjoy baking too :wink:
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Re: Getting Lewd With The Food (Fanart with the Groceries)

Postby mockingbird » Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:58 am

SuzyBatt wrote:Aw, bakergirl, that's great! You ARE talented, that so looks like Jemaine. Anyway, I think Mock's been practising longer :wink: :lol:

Ha ha! It's true. :oops: Bakergirl shows a great deal of natural talent, though. And bonus points for making him out of chocolate. I would totally buy a chocolate Jemaine. :tonqe: I like how you gave him the arched eyebrow. :thumb:

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Re: Getting Lewd With The Food (Fanart with the Groceries)

Postby bakergirl30 » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:03 am

Thanks Mock.. :)

edit: I tried to do Bret but he just kept looking like Jesus.. :worry:
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Postby Venus » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:14 am

Ooh good job bakergirl! Dark chocolate Jemaine looks delicious :tonqe:
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Re: Getting Lewd With The Food (Fanart with the Groceries)

Postby Venus » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:15 am

bakergirl30 wrote:Thanks Mock.. :)

edit: I tried to do Bret but he just kept looking like Jesus.. :worry:


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Re: Getting Lewd With The Food (Fanart with the Groceries)

Postby deliriumtree » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:55 am

Yum! chocolate! Nice bakergirl!

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And let's not forget my husband's tribute to the ultimate fate of all food art... Flight of the Compost. They have returned to the earth to nourish future generations of veggie Brets and Jemaines. :)


Those are both really awesome, what did you do the eyes with?
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Re: Getting Lewd With The Food (Fanart with the Groceries)

Postby bakergirl30 » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:03 am

Thanks venus and delirium! :P
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Re: Getting Lewd With The Food (Fanart with the Groceries)

Postby mockingbird » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:32 am

deliriumtree wrote:what did you do the eyes with?

Dry black eyed peas. I got the idea from this guy, who we were talking about over on the Bret Birthday thread, where all this madness began.
http://www.infibeam.com/Books/info/Saxt ... 04319.html

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Re: Getting Lewd With The Food (Fanart with the Groceries)

Postby Peripeteia » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:57 am

Baker, I loved your Choco-Jem portrait :)... and Mock...that bookcover always makes me lmfao heehee! Usually, when I see food I want to eat it, not create with it. So lewd...you all... 8). More, please!
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