Getting Lewd With The Food (Fanart with the Groceries)

Share a kebab or a cab. Pull your sexy dance moves or sing about your day. Wear your beard scruffy or your chops huge. Bretero or Jemainiac, we're mixing it all up here. Also Your Stuff now incorporated here.
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Re: Getting Lewd With The Food (Fanart with the Groceries)

Postby eorious » Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:04 am

vmh wrote:Giiirl, please! You claim you're not artistic and then you wow us with this?! I think you did an amazing job! Bravo! :clap: And Jemaine looks delicious.

And the chocolate looks pretty tasty too. :horny:

No seriously, that's fantastic, bakergirl! You've captured his scruffy hair and sideburns perfectly. I'm also jealous of how pretty your handwriting looks -- that's hard to do with a squeezy tube of chocolate. :nod: :clap:

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Re: Getting Lewd With The Food (Fanart with the Groceries)

Postby LikeACurry » Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:21 am

bakergirl30 wrote:Okay here is my lame attempt at getting lewd with food... I am not artistic in the least and so I know this is not any where NEAR as good as Mocks stuff.. and I could only do Jemaine. :oops:
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Yum :tonqe:


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edit: I tried to do Bret but he just kept looking like Jesus.. :worry:


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Re: Getting Lewd With The Food (Fanart with the Groceries)

Postby trefusis » Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:59 am

This is madness, but I love it. :rolls:

bakergirl30 wrote:I tried to do Bret but he just kept looking like Jesus.. :worry:


Count yourself lucky. I tried to do Bret, but my kiddies got into it when I had barely started, and turned him into a flippin' CHICKEN.
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Postby trefusis » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:36 pm

Or possibly an owl.

All I had managed to do, before I got called to the phone and they hijacked it, was cut the pineapple in half.

This work of art will be entitled: "What Is, And What Might Have Been".

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Re: Getting Lewd With The Food (Fanart with the Groceries)

Postby Ozpot » Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:12 pm

That is the cutest pineapple Bret.
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Re: Getting Lewd With The Food (Fanart with the Groceries)

Postby deliriumtree » Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:03 pm

mockingbird wrote:
deliriumtree wrote:what did you do the eyes with?

Dry black eyed peas. I got the idea from this guy, who we were talking about over on the Bret Birthday thread, where all this madness began.
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I love the cover! Too cool! Wonder if borders has that, I'd like to look through it.

Trefusis, nifty! I can sort of see Bret in that, but I do see the owl too. Mostly it just makes me hungry for pineapple, no breakfast yet and pineapple would be really good! This is not a good thread for being hungry!
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Re: Getting Lewd With The Food (Fanart with the Groceries)

Postby trefusis » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:04 pm

:lol: Must admit, I don't see Bret in it myself. At the time, I hadn't quite worked out how I was going to proceed, but it sure as heck hadn't been going to involve two Liquorice Allsorts and a broccoli stalk :rolleyes:

Y'know, it probably looks better than anything I'd have come up with anyway, so a chicken owl thing it shall remain.
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Re: Getting Lewd With The Food (Fanart with the Groceries)

Postby bakergirl30 » Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:01 pm

trefusis wrote:Or possibly an owl.

All I had managed to do, before I got called to the phone and they hijacked it, was cut the pineapple in half.

This work of art will be entitled: "What Is, And What Might Have Been".

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I think I see Bret in the eyes! :P Gotta love kids right?! I still love it though!!
I like this whole getting lewd with food thing.. maybe we should keep at it and then make it into a album for the guys and send it to them! Do you think that might creep them out a bit???? :worry: yeah maybe a little too creepy...
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Re: Getting Lewd With The Food (Fanart with the Groceries)

Postby Baguette » Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:19 pm

Has anyone tried to recreate the Jemaine pizza (Seriously, no puns come to mind) from Mugged?
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Re: Getting Lewd With The Food (Fanart with the Groceries)

Postby mohumbhai mania » Sun Jun 28, 2009 4:01 am

My new sig! :D
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Re: Getting Lewd With The Food (Fanart with the Groceries)

Postby mockingbird » Sun Jun 28, 2009 4:06 am

Mohumbhai that is hilarious! :lol: The knife adds a nice touch of menace. ;)

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Re: Getting Lewd With The Food (Fanart with the Groceries)

Postby mockingbird » Sun Jun 28, 2009 4:18 am

Baguette wrote:Has anyone tried to recreate the Jemaine pizza (Seriously, no puns come to mind) from Mugged?

I figure, it was done so perfectly the first time, why bother. :lol:

Trefusis. :clap: :prayer: I ADORE pineapple chicken owl Bret. :lol:

bakergirl30 wrote:I like this whole getting lewd with food thing.. maybe we should keep at it and then make it into a album for the guys and send it to them! Do you think that might creep them out a bit???? :worry: yeah maybe a little too creepy...

Ha ha! Maybe just a bit odd. ;) I think a box of recipe cards with photos on them would be much more practical and useful. :lol:

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Re: Getting Lewd With The Food (Fanart with the Groceries)

Postby vmh » Sun Jun 28, 2009 4:42 am

eorious wrote:
vmh wrote:Giiirl, please! You claim you're not artistic and then you wow us with this?! I think you did an amazing job! Bravo! :clap: And Jemaine looks delicious.

And the chocolate looks pretty tasty too. :horny:


Hee hee! :lol:
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Re: Getting Lewd With The Food (Fanart with the Groceries)

Postby LikeACurry » Sun Jun 28, 2009 6:49 am

trefusis wrote:Or possibly an owl.

All I had managed to do, before I got called to the phone and they hijacked it, was cut the pineapple in half.

This work of art will be entitled: "What Is, And What Might Have Been".

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That pineapple looks adorable :D


mohumbhai mania wrote:My new sig! :D


Viry cool :thumb:
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Re: Getting Lewd With The Food (Fanart with the Groceries)

Postby trefusis » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:05 am

Mohumbai, :lol: ... that is one fine signature. The knife is inspired.

Definitely, mockingbird! A box of carefully crafted recipes for deep psychological trauma would go down a treat, I'm sure :shock: :wink: . Can I just put my name down in advance to do the honey ones?

The Treflets are all giggly that our pineapple chicken owl is on the Internet. We have called him "Bert" - a Bret who didn't quite work out - and also because we feel that, minus the monobrow, there is a definite resemblance to Ernie's other half from Sesame Street. We will miss Bert greatly when he passes on - which, judging by the look of him this morning, may be quite soon :? .
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