What the Folk!

I love it when Jemainiacs come in here and freak out over hot pics of Bret. I don't think Jemaine will mind, there are two guys in the band.

Wow mock, I love that pic of Nigel. And we'll forgive you for the blurriness of Bret's pic. I know what it's like sitting that close to Jemaine. It's hard to keep still long enough to take decent pics. Thanks for posting those. Now go pick up your child from school!

Those Portland photos are so good. Oh to be that close at a concert... Thank you for posting them and thank you for tearing your attention away from J long enough to get those photographs of B. I can appreciate the sacrifice. The flower story... I love those guys. How kind of Jemaine to share with Nigel.

Awwww mock, the drawing your son made is just adorable. Heehee our kids, loving the Conchords.

His drawing is so cute. The beard is good. Maybe the whiskers are supposed to be his moustache? It also reminds me how wonderful Bret looks in black - with or without cat whiskers.

These needed to be on this page.

That pic of Bret is more than decent, mock.

Here's a nice one from Bowie......earlobe, nonch!

What does Jemaine say about about 18 seconds? Whatever it is it sounds manly.

yeah it doesnt matter much does it? As long as its that deep, manly, smooth sounding voice....wait..what were we talking about? What thread is this? I think Im gonna go have a lie down. Im feeling a bit woozy

You guys... Give Bret and the Bretaholics some love here please.

You know you love him!

awwww I got love for Bret...he just doesnt make my kneecaps sweat like J does.

"The one I do will be feederschniss..." Yeah, that makes sense. I'm sure that's it.

Here, have a Bret pic:

Ahhhh relief, I finally got to view the video. I do remember that one. Then I disappeared into Sargifster's Fantastic FOTC Fanbase Tour 2009 website and watched all the versions. SW, I can't understand what Jemaine is mumbling. Sounds like, "Sir, If you want to argue.... there'll be fees sent." ???? That's my best guess.

When I watched the video Faith posted, I was thinking the whole strip thing was spontaneous, in another video though, they show Matt bring out the jackets and the guys put them on right before this scene.

I love Bret's wiggley strip. Love. It. Thanks Faith, that was quite enjoyable.

Edit: EARLOBE!!! Thanks, Laura!

Dang, mock. The eye contact with Nigel. Have you put that one on the Nigel thread?

Your very welcome. And I can't go to that FOTC Fanbase website too much or I would never get anything done. I'll just sit there and watch videos all day.


You know, I have never paid too much attention to Bret's earlobes, but I have a few caps that you might enjoy, nonch.



Earlobe is blurry, but right there.

I love your screencaps, Faith! A very tantalizing array of earlobes on display there. Hmmmm, yes please.




That many photos of attached earlobes will probably scare SheWolf off of the BFD thread for a while.

Double earlobes....and some other guy in spandex....

A little Bret-Booty in profile...

Is Bret angry that he didn't get the bodysuit??



C'mon Bret, you got to be a freaky-magnified-musician!