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Re: Your Top 10 All Time Favorite Jemaine Pictures

Postby Red » Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:56 am

LauraK wrote:I wish she'd ripped that shirt a bit more agressively....

Or just a bit more... :wink:
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Re: Your Top 10 All Time Favorite Jemaine Pictures

Postby SheWolf » Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:51 pm

Nice choices vmh. His legs and rump look good in the white shorts. I only wish he'd been wearing the plunging red V neck from Bonnaroo with them and it would have been the perfect outfit.

All the pics of J posing with the monkey are great but I think this one takes the cake for cuteness, it was hard to not include this in my top 10.
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Re: Your Top 10 All Time Favorite Jemaine Pictures

Postby deliriumtree » Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:28 pm

Red wrote:
LauraK wrote:I wish she'd ripped that shirt a bit more agressively....

Or just a bit more... :wink:


I also wish that scene was longer! :wink:

Oooh! I'm glad you included that pic of him in the shorts vmh. That was in my top 50, it got nixed because I'm not overly fond of beardiness. Not to say I dislike beardiness, just not my favorite look. The rest of it, woohoo! Much prefer the dog washing version of it I made though hehe.
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Re: Your Top 10 All Time Favorite Jemaine Pictures

Postby LauraK » Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:07 pm

That's exactly what I meant Red! :D If she'd been a bit more agressive, she could've ripped the whole darn thing off! :teeth:
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Re: Your Top 10 All Time Favorite Jemaine Pictures

Postby Faith » Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:12 pm

I was a little disappointed in Mel to be quite honest. ;) :lol:
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Re: Your Top 10 All Time Favorite Jemaine Pictures

Postby LauraK » Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:25 pm

Really! It was her dream....they were fighting over her in an elevator and she was sandwiched between them.....it would have been a much different ending in my dreams...... :whistle:
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Re: Your Top 10 All Time Favorite Jemaine Pictures

Postby nonchalant obsession » Sun Feb 07, 2010 2:49 am

Here's mine. In no particular order. Really. I gave this project practically no thought.

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For the smile, the shoulders and the natural pose. I love it all. Clean
shaven, short hair with just a hint of a mullet. Somehow Jemaine pulls
it all off...oozing nothing but masculinity even wearing a pink(?) shirt
and flip flops. The look on his face is so open and relaxed, yet there
is a bit of something in the hands. A touch of awkwardness that makes
him so adorable. Too bad it's only a scan of a magazine page.

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He looks good in white. OK, he looks good in any color but he wears
white particularly well. The lips, the eyebrow, the petulant 'fan
smile' that gives no indication of what he is really thinking. I love the
way this t-shirt is laying against his body. The man-bag is sexy too.
The 'barely there' scruff nicely intensifies his jaw and chin cleft.

#3
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This photo captures the intensity that Jemaine brings to the concert
stage. He is totally in control and he is ON. Confident, spontaneous,
hilarious and a bit caustic with his sharp wit. Hecklers beware. Oh,
and his hair...yeah long curls totally work on Jemaine.

#4
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This is a great shot. His eyes, the lips, perfect scruff, who could resist him?

#5
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Maybe I'm wrong, but I think it's the rare fan that gets the toothy smile picture.
I can't stop staring at this one. I like to think that the fan on the recieving end
of this look achieved a most longed for goal, to say something that Jemaine finds
amusing. The mop of black curls are dead sexy too.

#6
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I love Jemaine as Action Fighter. So snarky, silly and sexy. I could have chosen any of a hundred shots
of him as Marvin, but something about the slick hair, blue background, and that tiny evil smile....

#7
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This is a late addition to the list. I adore Jemaine Clemaine. Adore him.
Gorgeous, hapless, sarcastic, endlessly entertaining and always sexy.
Jemaine's laughter, wit and fearless use of denim cannot be outdone.
Oh, and I'm a sucker for a man in a tie. :worry:

#8
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Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex and oh yes, sex.

#9
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I believe I could safely say that my love of Jemaine's mullet is only surpassed
by my love of Bret. Those little party curls in the back make me giggle like a
school girl. This shot shows off his distinctive gap, jaw and cleft...all while
he's sweating it out in a hot tent with a dodgy sound system, a distracted
crowd and the roar of The Swollen Members threatening to drown out the
brilliant, subtle comedy songs of our favorite kiwi's. Nice tan too.

#10
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Hat hair and a smile that seems to say, "There you are, where have you
been?...I want you in the back of that van again, now." :dunno:
That's what it says to me anyway. :lol: Also the sharp V shape of his
broad shoulders down to his perfect hips wearing those tiny, short shorts
that we all know he's wearing down there, is truly magnificent. :clap:
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Re: Your Top 10 All Time Favorite Jemaine Pictures

Postby Red » Sun Feb 07, 2010 2:56 am

Oh Nonch, your list is perfect! Really brilliant. Thanks for not putting any thought to it at all. :wink:
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Re: Your Top 10 All Time Favorite Jemaine Pictures

Postby LauraK » Sun Feb 07, 2010 3:41 am

I second that! Your comments were as good as the pics. :D
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Re: Your Top 10 All Time Favorite Jemaine Pictures

Postby funny schipperke » Sun Feb 07, 2010 4:04 am

LauraK wrote:I second that! Your comments were as good as the pics. :D

Agreed... nice job, nonch! :clap:
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Re: Your Top 10 All Time Favorite Jemaine Pictures

Postby deliriumtree » Sun Feb 07, 2010 4:31 am

Ha! I knew yours was going to be so worth waiting for! (Goodness I even don't have a couple of those!)

Runs off giggling to the flowery fields with your van comment lol.
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Re: Your Top 10 All Time Favorite Jemaine Pictures

Postby closet jemainiac » Sun Feb 07, 2010 4:35 am

OMG that's totally what he's saying in that van pic..... :shock: :lol: :twisted:


"fearless use of denim" :rolls:
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Re: Your Top 10 All Time Favorite Jemaine Pictures

Postby mockingbird » Sun Feb 07, 2010 4:41 am

nonchalant obsession wrote:Hat hair and a smile that seems to say, "There you are, where have you
been?...I want you in the back of that van again, now."


Hee hee! "Again". :thumb:

Nice lists, everybody. I agree with every single one. ;)
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Re: Your Top 10 All Time Favorite Jemaine Pictures

Postby 4everconchordsfan » Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:38 am

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Re: Your Top 10 All Time Favorite Jemaine Pictures

Postby Faith » Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:58 am

I'm totally agree with you on #8. I think your comment summed that one up perfectly.
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