What the Folk!

In case you didn't hear, vmh and SheWolf recently gave birth to the Hiphopopotamus's imaginary love children. So come on in and wish them well and maybe give them some baby gear. They'll need it -I hear there's a long line for child support payments from Big J, after last year's tour.

Welcome to the world, little Naomi Clemaine! Well done, vmh! Here is a lovely bib for your little one, to remind her of her father.



Also a stylish baby carrier, in 100% denim of course.



And a big hug to SheWolf, and her twins!! Welcome, baby Jemalia and baby Jemeriah! This is for Jemeriah, so he can be as stylish as his daddy. I wonder if Jemaine has a matching hat.



And for little Jemalia. As if the resemblance wasn't striking enough.



Congratulations, bitches!

*crying*

I'm amused and a little disturbed.

Good god I nearly choked and croaked on my mango passion granola, which would have left the twins motherless! Jemeriah is currently napping (one of his father's favorite activites) but when he wakes I'll ask him what he thinks of that ensemble. Yes he's already talking, formulating opinions on fashion and has a mean pair of sideburns.

Aw, I have to second mock's sentiments........Congratulations, bitches!

Me and Jenny Omnichord have some gifts for your little ones.....they're sure to have this talent genetically so 2 each should get them off to a good start.

Jenny Omnichord seems to be with child.
Might there be another Hiphopapotumus half-brother or sister on the way?

You guys are sick!

What a thread!

Of course she is.....she's a lady who likes Omnichords and she got within range of some potent rhymes....

Oh my....even the girls take strongly after their Daddy, huh? Shave that poor thing, SW!

Thank you so much! Naomi loves her new gifts! That denim baby carrier is oh so stylish. She's already written her first song on the omnichord. When asked to comment, Naomi said, "Ahhh...uh..aaah...wot, wot?" She takes after her father in that way.

Congratulations to fellow new mommy, SheWolf! Playdate soon?

VMH, Naomi is so like Daddy! You must be so proud! (And you shaved her- bravo!)

Golden sex pants!

I picked up a few things at American Apparel for baby Jemeriah and Jemalia!



A gingham button up for Jemeriah.

And a striped shirt (a la Amoeba Jem) for Jemalia.



They'll grow into it.

Awwww! Those golden sex pants are so adorable! Now all she needs is a little fur shrug and some chest hair, lol.

vmh while I was out today I picked up something else for Naomi Clemaine.



I originally got her a La Patrie... hmm where did it go.... how strange for it to have disappeared like that.....

And SW I had the twins put on a mug for you.



Jemalia is on the other side. So now when you are kicking back with a frosty one at the end of a long day of changing hippo diapers, you can look on your adorable babies' faces and say, "Thank god they're finally asleep."