You are a woman, you wear women's wear
You have breasts and long-ish hair. Oh yeah.
Your kind is found everywhere,
Yet your still very rare. Oh yeah.
You're a woman and you love to weave
You're a woman, you have woman's needs.
I know you love women's rights,
you're a woman with teeth, now take a bite.
Oh Femident toothpaste yeah,
For your femident dental care, (oh yeah)
Oh Femident toothpaste
Femident, Femident, Femident