Petrov, Yelyena, and Me Lyrics (S02EP10)

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Petrov, Yelyena, and Me Lyrics (S02EP10)

Postby dandy lyons » Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:42 am

I know it's old, but I figure I'd post the edited version...

Petrov, Yelyena, and Me

Petrov, Yelyena, and me. Lost, but happy, at sea

Petrov and Yelyena said to me
"Shouldn't we have something to eat?"
I say "There are plenty of fish in the sea"

But all they can see is me.
They say, "Any last requests?" Biding my time, I said "Yes.

I want to party, just we three. Lost, but happy at sea."

So we drank all night from the keg

I passed out, then awoke with one leg

I said, "Petrov, have you seen my leg?"
He said "No" and he went back to bed.

But he looked suspiciously well fed.

Three days later they were hungry again

They said, "Any last requests, my friend, again?"

So I said, "Do you know any Rolling Stones?

It was a hilarious moment in a very bleak bleak time of my life."

So we danced all night to the Rolling Stones,

When I awoke they were chewing on bones.

Yelyena was sopping blood from a cup,

That's when I knew that something was up.

"Hey Petrov? What is that you're eating?"

"It's fish."

"How come it looks so much like my arm
which has been hacked off at the elbow last night?"

"Oh, it's an arm fish."

Later that night, while they were asleep,

I swallowed some arsenic to poison my meat

I was very ill, but revenge is so sweet,

Unlike the last meal my comrades would eat.

When I awoke, they were already dead

All that was left of me was my head...

No, not dead, just a head.

Lost, but so lonely...
At sea.
Gar·funk·ling (verb) Funky cuddling with the candles twinkling.

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