I Told You I Was FreekieGirl
I'm gonna take the month of August off
Just to get you off
I'm freekie
I'm gonna clear the table top
We're gonna need a mop
I'm freekie
Let's take a photo of a goat in a boat
Then we can float in a moat and be freekie
(freekie)
Let's take my body and we'll cover it with honey
Stick some money to the honey
Now I'm covered in money, honey
I go outside onto the ledge
and push my ass against the glass
You can act like you don't know me
I take a cup and then I put it on my head
and I just stand there being freekie with a cup on my head
I told you I was freekie
(I told you I was freekie, baby)
You didn't believe me
(don't look at me)
I told you I was freekie
(look at me)
Girl, let's get freekie
Let's make two life-sized cardboard cut-outs of our bodies
and then pose them into sensual positions
I'll paint the wallpaper pattern onto your naked skin
Stand against the wallpaper and get off like chameleons
I flip some clips on my lips
I clip some chips to your hips
I nibble chips off your hips
and watch the moon eclipse
I'll go outside and get some leaves
and pretend to be a tree
you can be a squirrel
and store my nuts for me
I told you I was freekie
(He told you he was freekie, baby)
You didn't believe me
(take that off)
I told you I was freekie
(Put this on)
Girl, I do this s*** weekly
Let's steal my roommate's pillow feathers
And make some homemade wings
Gonna fly so high on make shift pillow wings
Girl, can you believe we're flying on homemade pillow wings?
Owww!
Ow, ow
Ow, ow, ow
I told you I was freekie, I was freekie, baby
I told you I was freekie, I was freekie, baby
I Told You I Was Freekie Reprise (end credits)Here I am all dressed in snakeskin
Now I'm in the kitchen
making love to your cake tin
Oh, no! Is this the one you bake in?
I Told you I was freekie Did you think I was faking?
At 8pm I sold my underpants on ebay
At half past nine I hold a seance in your hallway
At ten o'clock ask some ghosts for a three-way
Yes it's creepy I told you I was freekie
I told you I was freekie
(He told you he was freekie, baby)
you didn't believe me
(take that off)
I told you I was freekie
(Put this on)
Girl, I do this s*** weekly
