What the Folk!

Mutha*uckas

Taken from the Conchords HBO series epsiode 7 - Drive By

Too many mutha uckas
Uckin with my shi-
There's too many mutha uckas
Uckinwith my shi-
Uckin with my shi-
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin with my shi-
With my shi-
How many mutha uckas?
Too many to count
Mutha uckas
I pay my mutha uckin rent fortnightly
Mutha uckas at the bank trying to play me
And I'm out for my account
Cause out on A.P
On AP
Yeah, you know me
Mutha ucka charge a two buck transaction fee
Makes my payment short
My rent comes back to me
Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty
So you'll see me cause of your mutha uckin fee
Read the words
On my ATM slip, it said
We';re all mutha uckas
And we're uckin with your shi-
Too many mutha uckas
Uckinwith my shi-
My transaction shi-!
There's too many mutha uckas
Uckin with my shi-
My weekly statement shi-!
My weekly statement shi-!
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin with my shi-
With my balance shi-!
How many mutha uckas?
Too many to count
Mutha uckas
The mutha ucka runs a racist uckin grocery
The mutha ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi
The shi- fight's gonna get vicious and malicious
Cut the cra- ...
I need my red delicious
Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn't valid
Gonna dice the mutha ucka like a mutha uckin fruit salad
Then... ... Granny Smith... ...
...an avocado... ... b-... -a... ...
...a mango... ...
Then pop an apple in his ass, yeah!
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin with my shi-
I'm gonna juice the mutha ucka
There's too many mutha uckas
Uckin with my shi-
He's gonna wake up in a smoothie
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin with my (beatboxing)
Everybody come on!
Too many mutha uckas uckin with my shhhhh

I think I have a few corrections, Sherry... here's what I hear:



Too many mutha@#ckaz @#ckin' with my sh@#
There's too many mutha@#ckaz @#ckin' with my sh@#
Too many mutha@#ckaz @#ckin' with my sh@# (with my sh@#)
How many mutha@#ckaz?
Too many to count!
Mutha@#ckaz!

I pay my mutha@#ckin' rent fortnightly
Mutha@#ckaz at the bank tryin' to pain me
An amount from my account goes out on AP (on AP)
Yeah, you know me

Mutha@#cka chargin' two buck transaction fee
Makes my payment short
My rent comes back to me
Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty
So you fee me cuz of your mutha@#ckin' fee?!
Read the word on my ATM slip said:
"We're all mutha@#ckaz and we're @#ck'n with your sh@#."
C'mon!

Too many mutha@#ckaz @#ckin' with my sh@# (my transactions sh@#)
There's too many mutha@#ckaz @#ckin' with my sh@# (my weekly statement sh@#)
Too many mutha@#ckaz @#ckin' with my sh@# (with my balance sh@#)
How many mutha@#ckaz?
Too many to count!
Mutha@#ckaz!

The mutha@#cka runs the racist @#ckn' grociery
The mutha@#cka won't sell an apple to a kiwi
The sh@# fight's gonna get vicious and malicious
Cut the c@# @#$ @#s I need my red delicious
Tells me that as a kiwi my money isn't valid
Gonna dice the mutha@#cka like a mutha@#ckin' fruit salad
?@#$ granny smith ?@#$ avacado ?@#$ mango ?@#$
Pop an apple in his ass, yeah!

Too many mutha@#ckaz @#ckin' with my sh@# (I'm gonna juce the mutha@#cka)
There's too many mutha@#ckaz @#ckin' with my sh@# (he's gonna wake up in a smoothie)
Too many mutha@#ckaz @#ckin' with my--(*beatbox*)
Everybody c'mon!
Too many mutha@#ckaz @#ckin' with my--shhhh...

Does anyone know if and where I can find an mp3 file of this song?

I'm guessing it'll be on the album in an ever so slightly different version.

I'm generally not hosting the studio stuff from the HBO series (I've explained the reasons why not on the main site - July 25 news update) and although I have that in MP3 format, I probably won't be making it public.

Cool, I think I will buy that!