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*Those* sideburns

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*Those* sideburns

Postby Sherry » Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:29 pm

So in awe am I of them, I thought they deserved their own thread :lol:

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I'll be back later with a montage :lol:

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Postby indigo_jones » Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:10 pm

They truly are impressive. Particularly when you see them in the large images originally posted. Truly awesome (to the point of being awesome in the original meaning of the word). :wink:
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Postby Kate » Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:22 pm

I think these are the dishiest pics of Bret I've ever seen, personally. He looks awesome.
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Postby /me » Mon Mar 20, 2006 10:32 pm

Well, he does wear them well. I will give him that. He has a youthful enough face and complexion to pull them off without being confused with a Civil War extra, and in Texas that was highly plausible.

*patiently awaits sideburn montage*
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Postby jm513 » Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:57 am

Those sideburns crack me up!!!!! I LOVE THEM!!! I think he can manage to pull them off :lol: :lol:

I will say though, that I love them for the funny - not for the sexy :lol: He is still sexy - and we all know how I feel about Bret and facial hair - but they are almost too "tailored" (not the right word, but I can't think of a better right now) for me to look at as sexy. But I still think they're great and make me grin every time I see them!!!!! :lol: :lol:
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Postby Kate » Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:55 pm

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Looking good!
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Postby indigo_jones » Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:41 pm

He's just so furry, you want to pet him!

I will love him and pet him and hug him and squeeze him and I shall call him Bret. :lol:
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Postby Gayle » Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:13 pm

indigo_jones wrote:He's just so furry, you want to pet him!

I will love him and pet him and hug him and squeeze him and I shall call him Bret. :lol:


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Postby jm513 » Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:20 pm

indigo_jones wrote:He's just so furry, you want to pet him!


:shock: Um, yes. yes..........

*throat clearing* we're talking about the sideburns, correct? Because um, right, yes, well, nevermind..........

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Postby indigo_jones » Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:25 pm

Why Jess! Whatever do you mean? :whistle: :halo: :wings:

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Postby jm513 » Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:05 pm

8)
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Postby jm513 » Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:11 pm

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speaking of furry and um, other things......

:shock:


................. :D


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Postby Andria » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:17 am

^ *thud* Conjures up things that my brain cannot comprehend! ;)

*ahem* And yes, those sideburns do deserve a thread all their own. So, sideburns or bird's nest? Which is best? Opinions? :lol:

I think I prefer the bird's nest, what can I say? But then, I've never been one for rather adventurous sideburns and not even Bret can change my mind on that.
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Postby indigo_jones » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:55 pm

Sideburns, birds nest ... it's all good!
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Postby Amaria » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:40 am

Oh my. Oooh my. NOW I'm sad I missed them at the Improv. The world can officially bite me.

I like the sideburns. But I'm still in that phase where you know, I'm in college and enjoy the hobo-chic look. Mmm. Hair.
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