CONTEST - PRONG 1 - HAIKU! Vote now...

Share a kebab or a cab. Pull your sexy dance moves or sing about your day. Wear your beard scruffy or your chops huge. Bretero or Jemainiac, we're mixing it all up here. Also Your Stuff now incorporated here.

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Pick your top two favorite haiku!

1
1
3%
2
5
16%
3
7
22%
4
2
6%
5
8
25%
6
5
16%
7
3
9%
8
1
3%
 
Total votes : 32

CONTEST - PRONG 1 - HAIKU! Vote now...

Postby mohumbhai mania » Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:15 pm

We'll have voting until midnight US CDT on Saturday. Vote for your two favorites!

1. Bret will be man-boy
In Two Little Boys movie
How will he play stoned?

2. Bret and his five kids
start a family rock band
crank out mega hits

3. Fashions By Jemaine
The man your man could look like
Get him some denim!

4. Long luscious locks, Jem
please keep some Kieran style, but
leave those bunnies be!

5. Reality show
Let us watch you dress and bathe
It would not be weird

6. Sing to us again
Under starry skies, night breeze
Eucalyptus trees

7. Big delicious hands
Could be a part-time model
Or full-time masseur :waggle:

8. Moving to Midwest
To stalk Chicago red-head
Hey a girl can dream...
Too much time on too many hands - too many ladies, not enough mans

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Re: CONTEST - PRONG 1 - HAIKU! Vote now...

Postby SuzyBatt » Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:37 am

Wow! What great haikus folks came up with! :clap:
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Postby nonchalant obsession » Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:21 am

Seriously....hilarious stuff, people! LMFAO. :prayer: #8 is killing me. :roll2:
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Re: CONTEST - PRONG 1 - HAIKU! Vote now...

Postby Faith » Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:31 am

#5 is my favorite. "It would not be weird." :hrmpf:

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Re: CONTEST - PRONG 1 - HAIKU! Vote now...

Postby 4everconchordsfan » Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:46 am

#6 is my favorite because I was at the Berkeley show & it was magical. It was without a doubt my favorite of the this year.
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Re: CONTEST - PRONG 1 - HAIKU! Vote now...

Postby SuzyBatt » Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:35 pm

Oh well, inspiration finally hit. But a little late. Still, I shall share this with you all for posterity...

Phones for 4 for less
With jingles stuck in your head
They could make millions
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Re: CONTEST - PRONG 1 - HAIKU! Vote now...

Postby eorious » Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:17 pm

Good one Suzy! :clap:

That jingle has been stuck in my head for like two weeks now... :lalala:
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