Bret and Jemaine on the cover of M2 Magazine

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Bret and Jemaine on the cover of M2 Magazine

Postby LauraK » Tue Apr 17, 2012 6:02 am

It's a Men's Mag in NZ; or as they say below- in New Zulund, :lol: :)
And could someone please get Jemaine a shirt and jacket with longer sleeves?! But still...look at those lovely large hands! :drool:

So they just took the 1 pic of them each and rearranged it for the cover? I hope there are more in the issue!

Why does Bret get 2 side pockets and Jemaine only gets 1? I like the length of Jemaine's pants better than Bret's. Did they erase some of Jemaine's shoulders? They look the same width as Bret's...and I swear I can see some photoshop tool marks... They totally have on their band faces, lol...kind of McClegnie and Clemaine-ish. :)

I think I need to go to sleep now....
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Re: Bret and Jemaine on the cover of M2 Magazine

Postby Great H » Tue Apr 17, 2012 6:32 am

So, how many copies am I buying and putting in the post?! :lol:
And, speaking as a professional photoshop user, that's shocking work. At the very least they should have lightened the shadow areas of Jemaines image to bring out the jacket detail/colour etc on the right hand side - so it doesn't look like Bret just has weird hand-shaped privates on display. :shock: :lol:
Here's hoping that's just a preliminary promotional rough...
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Re: Bret and Jemaine on the cover of M2 Magazine

Postby YisBot » Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:30 am

It also looks like "trick photography"! Jemaine looks like he is further back than Bret, maybe that's why their shoulders look the same width?
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Re: Bret and Jemaine on the cover of M2 Magazine

Postby kipples » Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:27 pm

The pictures are old, I've had this one in my fotc folder for at least a year
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Re: Bret and Jemaine on the cover of M2 Magazine

Postby Venus » Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:41 pm

I was just thinking the same thing, kipples. I've had that pic you posted and a smaller version of the cover pic for at least a couple of years. I wonder if this is an interview or just an article about them & their tour? Good to see they're back in magazines. I hope there's some more publicity to come. :)

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Re: Bret and Jemaine on the cover of M2 Magazine

Postby LauraK » Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:38 pm

Ah! The pic you posted, kipples, was immediately familiar. :) The other I hadn't seen and I guess I didn't connect it even with the shockingly red background. :lol:

Bret just has weird hand-shaped privates on display.

is it wrong that I've been staring really hard trying to see what you're talking about?? Nah, that can never be wrong! :P
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Re: Bret and Jemaine on the cover of M2 Magazine

Postby Great H » Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:51 pm

Wow I'm impressed, where do you all FIND these pics?! :lol:
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Re: Bret and Jemaine on the cover of M2 Magazine

Postby Venus » Mon Apr 30, 2012 2:29 pm

Great H wrote:Wow I'm impressed, where do you all FIND these pics?! :lol:


Haha, I just come across pics all over the Internet. :lol:

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Re: Bret and Jemaine on the cover of M2 Magazine

Postby SheWolf » Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:20 pm

So this is an old article with old photos. :|
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Re: Bret and Jemaine on the cover of M2 Magazine

Postby nonchalant obsession » Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:50 pm

Thank you for scanning that for us, Venus (and sending it GH). I enjoyed very much reading about that early Pit gig. And the big glossies are scrumptious! :tonqe: The deadpan dancing photo is one of my favorites of the two of them. :heart:
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Re: Bret and Jemaine on the cover of M2 Magazine

Postby LauraK » Tue May 01, 2012 12:02 am

Huh. The pics are definitely old- I certainly remember the creepy-tongue pic...yet the cover of the mag says May 2012. Is the article recycled as well? What interview/article were these pics originally attached to? Weird.

Thanks, Venus! :) It's still cool to see them gracing a cover!
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Re: Bret and Jemaine on the cover of M2 Magazine

Postby mockingbird » Tue May 01, 2012 3:29 am

I don't remember reading this before either, I thought it was totally new and I really liked it! I thought it was well written and funny and really a great story, though not an interview really. Oh - is that what you meant, SW? Like, it used recycled quotes? That is true. Also the lyrics transcription had some flaws. But still I enjoyed it.

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Re: Bret and Jemaine on the cover of M2 Magazine

Postby Great H » Tue May 01, 2012 4:21 am

It is a newly written article, they've just used pics they've bought from an image library - it says so right under the authors name... :nod:
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Re: Bret and Jemaine on the cover of M2 Magazine

Postby SheWolf » Tue May 01, 2012 3:56 pm

Yis, correction, it's a newly written article using photos and text previously used in other publications.
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