All seemed pretty much okay, Nicole! That saved me a lot of typing. I tweaked a few tiny
things. The only word I'm having trouble with is when Bret says "...Oh, just because Iâ€™m in an Acoustic Folk Band, It doesnâ€™t mean I only want ???" What? I thought he said "bootay" but then I read the write up (up there *points*) and it says "poontang".
Sherry, or someone else with sharp ears, what does he say?
Also, why, oh why did I volunteer for "Angels"?! All the ah ah aha ah, etc is driving me crazy!
K.I.S.S.I.N.G." Part A
Bret: To be honest with you, being in um, being in an obviously popular folk band, um, you know, we get our perks, um...
Jemaine: Tell them how, um, lots of women always want to kiss us.
B: Yeah. Sometimes- well, not sometimes, often- after the show, women, and girls, they want to kiss us.
J: Yeah. Well, that's true, I suppose, I never really thought about that, but yeah, now that you come to mention it...
B: But, um... Nah, it's a lot of fun.
J: It's quite nice.
J: I mean, it's only polite to go along with it.
B: If someone kisses you, you just don't say "no," you know, do you?
J: No. Well, not if they paid twenty bucks.
B: *pause* To see the show, to see the show.
J: Or fifteen bucks, concession
J: You get a little kiss.
B: Yeah. Sort of a student kiss.
J: *Laughs* Student kiss?
B: Pensioner kiss, that sort of stuff. Just a little peck, it's a bit dry, sort of comes away with you. But, uh...
J: A group, group concession kiss.
B: True, yeah. Ten, if there's ten, you know, it's obviously... works out for everyone. There are two types of guys, you've probably all heard that, um...
J: Yeah, I've heard that.
B: And, um...
J: Yeah, I'm one of them, and Bret's the other--
B: I'm the other sort. Yeah, pretty much got it covered. But when it becomes, uh, not well, I guess a problem, sort of, you have a kiss, *music starts* and then sometimes they want to take it a little bit further, and that's when it becomes inappropriate for someone that you've only just met.
K.I.S.S.I.N.G. Part B
A Kiss is not a contract
But itâ€™s very nice,
Oh yes itâ€™s very nice
Just because youâ€™ve been exploring my mouth
doesnâ€™t mean you get to take an expedition further south, nooo
A Kiss is not a contract
But itâ€™s very nice
Itâ€™s very, very nice.
Just because weâ€™ve been playing Tonsil Hockey
doesnâ€™t mean you get to score the goal thatâ€™s in my jockeys.
Oh, just because Iâ€™m in an Acoustic Folk Band
It doesnâ€™t mean I only want poontang
I canâ€™t go around loving everyone
I just wouldnâ€™t get anything done.
Oh because, Iâ€™m only one man, Baby
Weâ€™re only two men, ladies,
babies, oh pretty babies.
I'll take your body and cover it with honey, then stick some money to the honey, now you're covered in money, honey. -FotC