What the Folk!

Hey all,
I took a stab at the lyrics. As the Conchords continually tweak their songs, I can only say this is what I got...and it ain't perfect. My ears aren't super, as you old-timers know.

Freaky
Bret: ah dah ah
Both: Freaky
Bret: You and me, me and you. Sensuality.
Jemaine: We’re gonna get freaky
Bret: We’re gonna go, me and you.
Both: Freaky
J: We’re gonna get freaky tonight. We’re gonna get freaky tonight.
Both: Freaky
J: We’re gonna take it to the limit tonight.
B: Ahh ah. (continues in background)
J: You didn’t know there’s a limit, well there is and we’re in it. Tonight. We’ll go beyond the limit. Then you’ll think, why was there a limit if we can go beyond the limit?
J: Gonna get freaky tonight. I’m gonna take the month of August off, just to get you off.
B: Sensuality.
J: Gonna remove all the stuff from the table tops. We’re probably gonna need a mop.
We’re gonna get freaky tonight, I said we’re gonna get freaky tonight.

B: Let’s take a photo of a goat and then float in a boat. Oooh and ??
I’ll take your body and cover it honey, then stick some money to the honey, now you’re covered in money, honey.
I’ll step outside on the ledge and push my ass against the glass. You can act like you don’t even know, babe.
I’ll take a cup and then I’ll put it on my head, and then be freaky with a cup on my head.
Both: I told you I was freaky.
J: Take it off.
Both: Would you ever leave me?
J: Put this on.
Both: I told you I was freaky.
J: Don’t look at me.
J: Let’s get freaky.

B: I’ll make two life-sized cardboard cutouts of the bodies and then pose them into sensual positions. I’ll paint the wallpaper pattern onto our naked skin, stand against the wallpaper and get off like chameleons.
B: I’ll get some leaves and pretend to be a tree. You can be a squirrel and store my nuts for me.
Both: I told you I was freaky.
J: Look at this.
Both: Would you ever leave me?
Both: I told you I was freaky.
J: Don’t look at me.

B: Fly so high in the sky, and see what love can bring. Steal my roommate’s pillow feathers and make some homemade wings. Gonna fly so high on erection pillow wings. Can you believe we fly…?
J: We’re gonna get freaky tonight, oh we’re gonna get freaky tonight.
We’re gonna take it to the limit of sensual delight.
B: Ooh.
J: We got a boat, we got a photo of a goat. We’re gonna get freaky tonight.
I got some gravy, I know we’d be the navy (?), there’s gonna be a party tonight.
We got some money, stick it on with some honey. It’s gonna be alright tonight.
Got some clips, let’s give them all a lift, cause there’s gonna be an eclipse tonight.

Thanks Andria!

What a great new song, and I especially love the squirrel line!

I have a few suggestions on certain lyrics:

Bret definitely says "freakiocity" at the beginning a few times.

B: Let's take a photo of a goat and then float in a boat. Oooh and get freaky.

B:You can act like you don't even know me.

B: Can you believe we fly on homemade … pillow wings?

J: Got some clips, let's clip 'em on my nips …

Not sure about the "navy" line either, I think somehow it might be "lady"

I agree that the line "we're probably going to need a mop" is correct, but at first I heard: "we're probably going to leave a mark." (! )

Of course you can take these suggestions with an industrial-sized grain of salt, as I have been known to mishear lyrics. Madonna's "Like a Prayer" is a good example; when she sings "let the choir sing" I heard "leper crossing."

Excellent job on the lyrics! Thanks, guys! One question: is there a video around that I haven't seen? I saw the little clip from the Philly show, but that only whetted my appetite to hear the song again. Any audio recordings of it?

That is just classic.

I think that it's "on makeshift pillow wings."

woah this song is a bit more controversal then the others...!!

Thank god I wasn't the only one. That line caused much confusion!

I just got juice on my keyboard from the snort! That's amazing! It almost should be the lyric!

OT - I really hope this is the R Kelly parody they've been talking about...

Added some little parts.
The biggest part to notice is Bret says makeshift instead of erection....wahhaa!

Freaky

J: We’re gonna get freaky tonight. We’re gonna get freaky tonight.
J: We’re gonna take it to the limit tonight, the limit of sexual delight.
J: You didn’t know there’s a limit, well there is and we’re in it. We’ll go beyond the limit tonight. We'll go beyond the limit. i didn't realize we could go beyond the limit. Yes.
J: I’m gonna take the month of August off, just to get you off.
B: Sensuality.
J: Gonna remove all the stuff from the table tops. We’re probably gonna need a mop.
We’re gonna get freaky tonight, I said we’re gonna get freaky tonight. Take it away Bret.

B: Let’s take a photo of a goat and then float in a boat. Oooh and get freaky.
I’ll take your body and cover it honey, then stick some money to the honey, now you’re covered in money, honey.
I’ll step outside on to the ledge and push my ass against the glass. You can act like you don’t even know me.
I’ll put a cup on to my head and I'll just stand there being freaky with a cup on my head.
Both: I told you I was freaky.
J: Take it off.
Both: Would you ever leave me?
J: Put this on.
Both: I told you I was freaky.
J: Don’t look at me.
J: Let’s get freaky.

B: I’ll make two life-sized cardboard cutouts of the bodies and then pose them into sexual positions. I’ll paint the wallpaper pattern onto our naked skins and stand against the wallpaper and get off like chameleons.
B: ? I'll dip some chips on your hips. I'll put the chips on your hips. And watch them move yes.
B: I'll go outside and get some leaves and pretend to be a tree. You can be a squirrel and store my nuts for me.
Both: I told you I was freaky.
J: Look at this.
Both: Would you ever leave me?
Both: I told you I was freaky.
J: Don’t look at me.

B: Fly so high in the sky, and see what love can bring. Steal my roommate’s pillow feathers and gonna make some homemade wings. Gonna fly so high on makeshift pillow wings. Can you believe we fly on rudimentary pillow wings?
J: We’re gonna get freaky tonight, oh we’re gonna get freaky tonight.
B: Ooh.
J: We got a boat, we got a photo of a goat. We’re gonna get freaky tonight.
We got some clips just clip it to my nips. We’re gonna get freaky tonight.
We got some money, stick it on with some honey. It’s gonna be alright tonight.
Got some clips, let’s give them all a lift, cause there’s gonna be an eclipse tonight.

Rudimentary pillow wings? Not that the rest of the song makes some huge amount of sense, but I had to look "rudimentary" up... and I still don't really understand it...

I see what you mean. I had to look up rudimentary too lol. Basically means elementary or primitive. So since his wings are homemade, they would be very basic.

The big question is why he is making these wings? ....because he is in heaven:halo:...or he is just really freaky!

This song is dangerously catchy hence my sig.

Really freaky for certain, but in a mild mannered way. SO adorable. I love "we're probably going to need a mop" and the Jemaine sideways smile that goes with it. This song gives me hope that they haven't run out of ideas.

The mop line really cracked me up at the show I was at. I couldn't see Jemaine's face though when he said it. I actually thought this song was surprisingly sexual for them. Of course you've got Business Time but that's a bit more subtle.

I thought Bret was saying You didn't believe me, instead of would you ever leave me.