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Re: Banter About Bret

Postby SheWolf » Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:57 pm

Bret's the only guy who can make muttonchops attractive.
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Re: Banter About Bret

Postby H.... » Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:43 am

Muttonchops normally make me cringe, alas, FotC have changed my opinion on something again. The previous change of mind was about hairiness.
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Re: Banter About Bret

Postby SheWolf » Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:55 pm

Right. I know this thread's about Bret but Jemaine's the only man I appreciate that much hairness from - body wise and side burns wise.
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Re: Banter About Bret

Postby H.... » Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:00 pm

SheWolf wrote:Right. I know this thread's about Bret but Jemaine's the only man I appreciate that much hairness from - body wise and side burns wise.


We seem quite good at hijacking this thread for the purpose of Jemaine adoration.
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Re: Banter About Bret

Postby hellomyfriend » Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:46 pm

Well then, I'll become quite good at steering the topic back to Bret. :biggrin:


In the first HBO episode when Bret's sleeping in the headphones, can anyone hear what he's listening to?? :lalala:
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Re: Banter About Bret

Postby H.... » Sun Jul 20, 2008 3:41 pm

Nope. I'll try and worm my way into Brets ears...
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Re: Banter About Bret

Postby Nancy » Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:34 am

hellomyfriend wrote:Well then, I'll become quite good at steering the topic back to Bret. :biggrin:


In the first HBO episode when Bret's sleeping in the headphones, can anyone hear what he's listening to?? :lalala:



What a great Bret Trivial Pursuit question! I haven't got a clue. :dunno:
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Re: Banter About Bret

Postby aom192 » Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:15 pm

I was lukin at the favourite quotes page and noticed most were by murray, jemaine or mel..

so i think we should talk bout bret's famous quotes...

ill even start the ball rollin:

'I'd lightning bolts on me wanger!'

'you had sex on me'
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Re: Banter About Bret

Postby WomanInThePark » Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:48 am

Bret on Bowie: "He was drawing on his experiences of being in space, and we were drawing on our experiences of hearing about him being in space, and then it just moved on to us just imagining what his real life must have been like up there."
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Re: Banter About Bret

Postby SheWolf » Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:49 pm

"um, yeah, no"
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Re: Banter About Bret

Postby sanza » Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:16 pm

"He was racist and a little bit rude"

"Oh great it's my favourite box"

"It's because I eat too loud"
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Re: Banter About Bret

Postby hellomyfriend » Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:00 am

"I still need to get more body in the hair. It pretty much looks like a helmet."

"Well, it's helmet hair night, man. Not really. I mean I've been thinking about it for ages. It's on the board. You know about it. You said you were gonna help, actually. 'Cause I can't really see what I'm doing when I've got it on."

"Is it my mold farm? Are you sick of my mold farm?"

"Bret. ... Bret. ... Bret."

"Yeah. Sue them. Just sue them."

"Alright. I see. Aw yeah yeah. I see. Yeah-yeah. That makes sense."

"Look at me. I've changed. I've grown up. I've got a job. I've got a career. I drink coffee now."

"Well, what did Hamish do? Is he gonna get a new tractor? Yeah well, he probably shouldn't; he lives in the city."

"Yours is pretty long, Murray."

"Yeah. I've got a book on karate. I haven't actually read it yet, but I've got it."

"Aw flip!"

"At least I didn't kill a monkey."
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Re: Banter About Bret

Postby hellomyfriend » Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:46 am

"I see what you're doing. No way, man. I'll get it for you. I'll get it for you."

"The eggs looked really nice, like your lips. Your lips look delicious like--as delicious as the eggs. Probably more delicious."

"I'd climb the highest mountain. I'd swim the deepest ocean. I'd walk along the longest path to be with you, if you want me to. ... I'd solve the hardest puzzle and read the boringest book. I'd hold the hottest substance. ... I'd solve the hardest puzzle. I'd race the fastest animal. Eat the biggest meal to be with you, Cocooooo."

"She has a rash that she doesn't tell anyone about."

"See you later, dickheads!"

"Dear Jemaine, By the time you read this, I will be far far away at Coco's house and I will no longer be residing ... and that is just one of the reasons why I'm moving out. You didn't seem to understand th-- ... And the most important thing for me to say is that ... Do you remember the time that seagull ... ? ... Yours sincerely, Bret"

"I'm not gonna kill her man."

"Shush, baby. ... Shush."
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Re: Banter About Bret

Postby PsychoChique » Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:01 am

"Murray, Jemaine wants to tell you something" regarding the actor

"I just need to go to the toilet"

"Jemaine, stop cockblocking me" or whatever the words in the Sally song were.

I love Bret's angry dance scene - something like a cross between Footloose and Flashdance...
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Re: Banter About Bret

Postby PsychoChique » Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:07 am

We don't need a bongo player! :lol: - that really cracked me up, both the thought them having a bongo player and the actual line :wink:
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