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Does Bret's girlfriend really exist?

Postby Trixy25 » Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:08 pm

I am a relatively new fan (practically watched all the episodes in one sitting) and my need to look at all things FOTC on the net has been pretty overwhelming, particularly with regards to the gorgeous Bret! So although I haven't been scouring the net too long I have read that Bret has a girlfriend in fact I think they are engaged - yet I haven't seen any pictures of her with him? Is there any chance that she's made up and I can keep the dream alive?! :)
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Re: Does Bret's girlfriend really exist?

Postby SheWolf » Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:38 pm

She's real and there are pix out there.
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Re: Does Bret's girlfriend really exist?

Postby dangerous person » Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:00 pm

yes, but beware, he also has an imaginary wife and imaginary children, so it's pretty crowded out there.

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Re: Does Bret's girlfriend really exist?

Postby Great H » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:13 pm

Much harder to find pix of them though! :lol:
Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen a shot of this 'girlfriend' either... :hrm:
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Re: Does Bret's girlfriend really exist?

Postby bibliaddict » Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:53 am

Actually, if you've watched the first episode of the series, you've seen her. She'd the girl talking to Bret in the doorway during Dave's party while Jemaine sings "Most Beautiful Girl in the Room".
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Re: Does Bret's girlfriend really exist?

Postby Nancy » Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:57 am

Welcome! :wave:
And sorry, as far as we know, it's true.
I didn't know that was Hannah at Dave's party! I think she's also in the racist episode when they're watching Albi on tv and the phone commercial comes on - isn't that her as well?
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Re: Does Bret's girlfriend really exist?

Postby Trixy25 » Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:50 pm

Thanks guys, mystery solved!
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Re: Does Bret's girlfriend really exist?

Postby H.... » Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:42 pm

Is Taika in the NZ music library advert thing as well? Have we already been through this?
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Re: Does Bret's girlfriend really exist?

Postby SheWolf » Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:30 pm

Crikey I seem to have deleted most pix I had of her. I think she's really cute. This is the only one I can find at the moment. She's the dark haired one in the backseat.

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She is in the Beautiful Girl song segment of the first ep - she's the girl Bret's chatting up in the corner. Jemaine's GF is the redhead in pink dress in the same scene. Jem's GF reappears in Drive By in the ad for the telephone and Taika is the guy who makes the call to her.

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Re: Does Bret's girlfriend really exist?

Postby Nancy » Thu Sep 18, 2008 5:38 am

I had the girlfriends mixed up - the only one I knew about until this thread was Jemaine's wife Miranda (who I mistakenly thought was Hannah) in the Albi tv ad scene. I'll have to check it out next time I'm watching it. Thanks for the info.

Wonder if the girls will be with the guys in LA for the Emmys???
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Re: Does Bret's girlfriend really exist?

Postby Great H » Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:29 am

I've been sprung! :lol:
Hi! :wave:
I never really introduced myself before, I just snuck on the board and wondered if anyone would notice there's a new 'H' on the block. (No relation!)
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Re: Does Bret's girlfriend really exist?

Postby Trixy25 » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:24 am

Oh MAN!! Not only is Bret's girlfriend really cute but she must also be really cool and not fame hungry at all. She doesn't seem to hang off his arm at every photo opp (otherwise I'm sure there would be more pics of her with him)

Not fair! Ah well at least he's in good hands if not mine *sob sob*

Thanks so much for the info you are all really helpful. I think I am in good company!
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Re: Does Bret's girlfriend really exist?

Postby dangerous person » Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:08 pm

I never knew the FotCWaGF were in these episodes!
Trixy I wouldn't say you're in good company... but at least you are with similarly FotC inclined ladies (and a couple of blokes) :yawinkle:
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Re: Does Bret's girlfriend really exist?

Postby aom192 » Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:40 pm

and by couple of blokes we mean like...3
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Re: Does Bret's girlfriend really exist?

Postby H.... » Thu Sep 18, 2008 5:54 pm

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