Ok so I was really bored, my computer wouldn't let me watch any videos tonight, my team is losing (again), and I did kinda tell Nancy I'd do it for her so...
Here's a little help for when you're feeling 'emoticonically challenged.' For most of the smilies to show up in your post, you need to put a : before and after the word associated with that smilie. But there are a few exceptions, those will be the 2 symbols needed with 'and' in the middle (you just need the 2 symbols).

: and D

: and )

: and (

: and o

shock

: and ?

8 and )

lol

: and x

: and P

oops

cry

evil

twisted

roll

wink

rolleyes

drinkers

tonqe

rock

snakeman

goodman

partyman

prayer

supz

yawinkle

clap

doh

drool

lyre

tsk

pray

worry

hrmpf

hrm

bang

whistle

halo

ttth

sick

boohoo

shhh

eh

boogie

silence

red

smooch

###

argue

zzz

puzzled

wag

lalala

tears

thumb

type

sing

folkon

purple

wave

biggrin

yay

rolls

roll2

nod

rotfl

waggle

heart

smiles

blush

heatbeat

love

couple

arrow

stick

fence

devil

thump

horny

whip

bounce

angelic

down

sosad

cross

help

dunno

what

que

teeth

chick

read

doomed

comehere

sign_help

iloveyou

offtopic

quesexcl

spam

hug

hammer

birthday

dance

party

spit

angry2

bighug

callme

eyebrow

eyelashes

geek

nails

waiting

witsend

albi

brick

cheer

horse

nana

pile

seesaw

sofa

adoration

computer

goodnight

popcorn

writersblock

wtf

whitey

welcome

topic

thud

thanks

nice

master

hijack

jc

suckers

macarena

babycrawl

baby

bolt

coffee

family

woohoo

eeek

babyblanket
phew... So do I win a prize for using every emoticon in a single post? lol!