What the Folk!

I'm In Love With A Sexy Lady

B: I think I've fallen in love with a girl, and it's serious
J: Ooh, that's great news Bret, tell me about that girl that's so serious
B: Well I don't really know her
J: Ooh, that don't sound so serious
B: We're serious, I'm delirious
J: Sounds Serious
B: Yeah
J: That's cool, I met a new girl too
B: Have you?
J: Yeah
B: One of those girls you met on the net?
J: No, we really met
B: That's great news. What's she like? What does she do?
J: All I know, Dawg is that she's careless with her dog
I'm not sure what she does, but she makes me want her
She makes me want to get on top of her
B: That sounds great man, that sounds great. Hey wait
J: What?
B: Maybe I'm crazy but when did you meet this lady?
J: Just then
B: When?
J: Then,
B: Right then?
J: Right then
B: Where?
J: There
B: over there?
J: over there
B: Over there, there?
J: Over there, there then
B: Just now?
J: Just now
Both: How'd you meet your lady?
B: I was going for a jog and she lost her dog
J: I was running in the area and she lost her terrier
B: Was this about 20 seconds ago?
J: No, about 23 seconds ago

Both: Whoa, whoa,
J: Oh no
B: Oh no, oh no!
J: No no what?
B: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
J: No, I'm thinking what I'm thinking.
B: So you're not thinking what I'm thinking?
J: No, cause you're thinking what I'm thinking what you're thinking.
B: Are you talking about a girl with a beautiful smile?
J: Yeah
B: Like strawberry wine?
J: Yeah, yeah
B: Blueberry track suit pants,
J: White chocolate skin
B: And socks?
J: Yeah, that sounds like her.
B: Hang on a minute, stop the track! Eugene! Stop the track!
Do you mean the girl who came up to us when we were running in the park
just now and she was looking for her epileptic dog?
J: Yeah, that's the girl!

B: Was her name Brahbrah?
J: No, I think it was Barbara
B: Her name is Brahbrah
J: It's Barbara, there's no such name as Brahbrah
B: It's Brahbrah,
J: It's Barbara
B: It was Brahbrah
J: Barbara
B: Brahbrah
J: Barbara
B: Brahbrah
J: Barbara
B: brahbrah J: Barbara

J: Bret, she was lookin' at me
B: No, she was lookin' at me
J: Bret she was lookin' at me, she had her eye on my knee
B: Dawg, I'm sorry she had her eye on my guns
J: Oh, you're loco, she was checkin' out my buns
B: No, bro, she had an eye on me
J: She had an eye on me
B: Well, how could she have an eye on both of us?
Wait a minute, you talkin' about the girl with the lazy eye?
J: I think she might have had a slightly lazy eye.

Both: We're both in love with the sexy lady
With the eye that's lazy
The girl that's fly, with the wonky eye
She's smokin' with the eye that's broken
I think she's hot, the way she looks left a lot
B: Yeah
J: Yeah
B: Yeah
J: Yeah
Both: We're both in love with the sexy lady
With the eye that's lazy
The girl that's fly, with the wonky eye


*phew*


ETA: Just downloaded the studio version and it's "40 seconds" and "43 seconds".

YOU ARE AMAZING.



Like, frites with mayo amazing. Which is about as amazing as it gets, girl. Go have a lie-down. You deserve it.

That is hilarious! Nice work, dandy.