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 Post subject: Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor Lyrics (S02EP05)
PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:25 am 
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Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks on the dance floor
(Too many dicks)
Too many dicks on the dance floor
(Too many dicks)
Too many dicks on the dance floor
(Too many dicks)

Goin' to the party sippin' on Bacardi
Want to meet a hottie
but there's Adam, Steve and Marty
There's Billy, Todd and Tommy
They're on leave from the army
The only boobs I see tonight
Will be made of origami

Tell the fellas make it understood
It ain't no good if there's too much wood
Make sure you know before you go
The dance floor Bro-ho ratio

Five to one is a "brodeo"
Tell Steve and Mark it's time to go
Wait outside all night to find
Twenty dudes in a conga line

Too many dicks on the dance floor
(Easy to fix)
Too many dicks on the dance floor
(Spread out the dicks)

Too many dudes with too many dicks
Too close to my s*** too hard to meet chicks
I need better odds more broads, less rods
I came to do battle, skidaddle with the cattle prods

Too many men, too many boys
Too many misters, not enough sister
Too much time, on too many hands
Not enough ladies, too many mans

Too many dicks, too many dongs
Too many schlongs as I sing this song.

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 Post subject: Re: Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor Lyrics (S02EP05)
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Wow, that was fast! This song is hilarious. :lol:

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Bwahahahahahahaha....:roll2:

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You've done it again, Dandy!!! :thumb:

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 Post subject: Re: Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor Lyrics (S02EP05)
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Thank you. I was having trouble making out some ... ok a lot .. of the lyrics.


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I really thought I heard:

"The only boobs I'll see tonight
Will be me if I don't work on me"

and I took it as some kind of "man-boobs" joke. I don't get the origami.

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 Post subject: Re: Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor Lyrics (S02EP05)
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I don't get the oragami boob line either. Anyone care to explain it?

Whenever I see Jemaine "dancing" at the beginning when he's talking to Dave in the club I feel so bad for him coz his dancing is so nerdy. But then I remember that the real Jem is a snake hipped wonder and I don't feel so bad. :)

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 Post subject: Re: Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor Lyrics (S02EP05)
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Closed captioning said "origami".
I just thought it meant there wasn't a chance in hell that he'd see real ones, because of the presence of so many d***s. :wink:

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Yeah I didn't know how to spell origami.

I'm pretty sure there's a joke I'm missing in there coz seeing boobs made of origami makes no sense, isn't funny and isn't exactly a universally accepted saying meaning the same as cold day in hell. :lol:

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SheWolf wrote:
I'm pretty sure there's a joke I'm missing in there coz seeing boobs made of origami makes no sense, isn't funny and isn't exactly a universally accepted saying meaning the same as cold day in hell. :lol:

I agree about the nonsensical part, but I think it's pretty funny. One of my favorite lines of the song, and it makes me giggle every time I hear it.
Unless I'm missing something too.... :hrm:

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Tell the fellas make it understood
It ain't no good if there's too much wood
Make sure you know before you go
The dance floor Bro-ho ratio



the whole song is aces...but this part is a classic for me....

.........how do they come up with this stuff, i ask you!!!!

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WomanInThePark wrote:
SheWolf wrote:
I'm pretty sure there's a joke I'm missing in there coz seeing boobs made of origami makes no sense, isn't funny and isn't exactly a universally accepted saying meaning the same as cold day in hell. :lol:

I agree about the nonsensical part, but I think it's pretty funny. One of my favorite lines of the song, and it makes me giggle every time I hear it.
Unless I'm missing something too.... :hrm:


I think it's pretty funny too, in its ridiculousness.
Maybe they just couldn't come up with anything else that rhymes with 'army'...?


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 Post subject: Re: Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor Lyrics (S02EP05)
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But why would they even mention the army?
They way I see it, they thought up the line while drunk/after a long day of work. So at the time, it seems like the most hilarious thing ever. They write all the lines around it. Then the next day they realize how nonsensical it is, but they can't be bothered to think up something new.

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SuzyBatt wrote:
WomanInThePark wrote:
SheWolf wrote:
I'm pretty sure there's a joke I'm missing in there coz seeing boobs made of origami makes no sense, isn't funny and isn't exactly a universally accepted saying meaning the same as cold day in hell. :lol:

I agree about the nonsensical part, but I think it's pretty funny. One of my favorite lines of the song, and it makes me giggle every time I hear it.
Unless I'm missing something too.... :hrm:


I think it's pretty funny too, in its ridiculousness.
Maybe they just couldn't come up with anything else that rhymes with 'army'...?


Haha I was thinking the same thing too! Love the ridiculousness of the lyrics :lol:

And ardy that's my fave part of the song too :rolls:

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