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Marry, Date or Dump?

Postby rachaellove » Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:14 pm

This game has been around for awhile.
It's simple - I give you 3 options, you pick which one you would marry, which you would date and who you'd dump.

Bret, Jemaine and Murray

Marry: Bret
Date: Jemaine
Dump: Murray (Sorry, Murray)

Dave, Eugene and Doug

Marry: Doug
Date: Dave
Dump: Eugene

Coco, Sally and Mel

Marry: Coco
Date: Mel
Dump: Sally


If you can think of other 3s, please feel free to add them!
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Re: Marry, Date or Dump?

Postby kellysouthpaw » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:47 pm

Bret, Jemaine and Murray

Marry: Jemaine
Date: Bret
Dump: Murray (Sorry, Murray, but it just came down to process of elimination)

Dave, Eugene and Doug

Marry: Dave
Date: Doug
Dump: Eugene

Coco, Sally and Mel

Marry: Coco (I absolutely loved her character!)
Date: Mel
Dump: Sally
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Re: Marry, Date or Dump?

Postby SheWolf » Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:11 pm

Ditto kelly's list.
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Re: Marry, Date or Dump?

Postby WomanInThePark » Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:22 am

Marry: Bret
Date: Murray
Dump: Jemaine I'm sorry I'm sorry
Marry: Doug
Date: Dave
Dump: Eugene
Marry: Mel :D
Date: Coco
Dump: Sally
Beth, did you really need to fake your death?
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Re: Marry, Date or Dump?

Postby ASmallTurnip » Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:48 am

Bret, Jemaine and Murray

Marry: Bret (He might forget to pay the electricity bill, but he'd look really cute in his pajamas in the morning)
Date: Jemaine (Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven, you know.)
Dump: Murray (The goatee makes him look like a goat. And I don't date animals anymore. I've learned the hard way on that one.)

Dave, Eugene and Doug

Marry: Doug (Long-suffering, downtrodden and unemployed - definitely my type.)
Date: Dave (But only if he wears his mousetrap T-shirt.)
Dump: Eugene (He never shows enough arm. Gotta keep the bear interested, Eugene.)

Coco, Sally and Mel

Marry: Coco (Watch her singing filthy Mad-Libs, and tell me you wouldn't marry her in a heartbeat.)
Date: Mel (You'd have to get a restraining order afterwards, but boy, it'd be really fun for a little while.)
Dump: Sally (She doesn't like butter. Seriously, what the hell?)

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Re: Marry, Date or Dump?

Postby onlyalways » Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:15 am

OMG YAY.


Bret, Jemaine and Murray

Marry: Jemaine Oh, yessssss.
Date: Bret
Dump: Murray

Dave, Eugene and Doug

Marry: Dave He'd be great around the children :lol:
Date: Eugene
Dump: Doug

Coco, Sally and Mel

Marry: Mel Craziness comes with awesomeness.
Date: Coco
Dump: Sally

More?

Demetri, Todd (The Third Conchord), Ben (The Actor)


Marry: Demetri
Date: Ben
Dump: Todd
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Re: Marry, Date or Dump?

Postby kellysouthpaw » Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:31 am

I just watched that video of Sutton Foster. And you're right - I now want to marry her hardcore.
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Re: Marry, Date or Dump?

Postby ASmallTurnip » Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:40 am

kellysouthpaw wrote:I just watched that video of Sutton Foster. And you're right - I now want to marry her hardcore.

There's just something about the way she sings "Penis!" so sweetly, isn't there? Love her. :yawinkle:

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Re: Marry, Date or Dump?

Postby kellysouthpaw » Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:01 am

She has such a beautiful voice, for her to be singing such norty words...it's just so cute!
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Re: Marry, Date or Dump?

Postby trefusis » Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:23 pm

Bret/Jemaine/Murray
Marry - Jemaine. Only because it has to be just one, and he's more the family type.
Date - Bret. Repeatedly. For years and years and years.
Dump - Murray. But only because of the very stiff competition.
<starts planning a Very Stiff competition>

Dave/Eugene/Doug
Marry - Doug. We could still have intellectual conversations when we got all crinkly.
Date - Dave. To hear what kind of stories he would spin about me.
Dump - Eugene. Sometimes a gal just needs her sink fixing, know what I mean?

Coco/Sally/Mel
Marry - Coco. I'd even climb a small hill to do so.
Date - Mel. So that she would dance with me.
Dump - Sally. But I'm not Australian so she'd have dumped me first.
That's the conclusion that I've come to, but...
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Re: Marry, Date or Dump?

Postby ASmallTurnip » Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:05 pm

trefusis wrote:Bret/Jemaine/Murray
Marry - Jemaine. Only because it has to be just one, and he's more the family type.
Date - Bret. Repeatedly. For years and years and years.
Dump - Murray. But only because of the very stiff competition.
<starts planning a Very Stiff competition>

OMG, STOP MAKING ME LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

I get first dibs on being the Lord High Pooh-Bah Judge of this Very Stiff competition of yours. I promise to be very even handed. :halo:

And I like how reasonable you are in how far you'd go for Coco. A small hill is a fine choice. How far would I go for her? I think I'd probably be willing to read Jeremy Clarkson's autobiography. Painful, and it might make me feel insanely brutally uncontrollably homicidal for ten minutes, but it's probably just about do-able. My love is very great.

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Re: Marry, Date or Dump?

Postby Sherry » Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:37 pm

rachaellove wrote:This game has been around for awhile.


Yeah but its not the version we use over here :lol:
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Re: Marry, Date or Dump?

Postby rachaellove » Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:10 am

Sherry wrote:
rachaellove wrote:This game has been around for awhile.


Yeah but its not the version we use over here :lol:

Yeah.. I was trying to keep it clean. :wink:

Ooh! Nice addition, onlyalways!
Demetri/Todd/Ben
Marry: Demetri
Date: Ben
Dump: Todd

P.S. These responses are hilarious! :lol:
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Re: Marry, Date or Dump?

Postby ardy » Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:36 am

ok i'll play....and i added some more scenarios, too :lol:


Bret, Jemaine and Murray
Marry: Bret & Jemaine (in Utah...our own "Big Love")
Date: Murray (for the perks of dating FotC's manager)
Dump: yay! no one to dump!

Dave, Eugene and Doug
Marry: Dave (to see just how 'experienced' he really is...)
Date: Eugene (free rent!)
Dump: Doug (too spineless for me...)

Coco, Sally and Mel
Marry: Coco
Date: Sally
Dump: Mel

Demetri, Todd and Ben
Marry: Ben
Date: Demetri
Dump: Todd

* How 'bout...? *
Bryan PM, Greg and Jim (Murray's best friend)
Marry: Greg
Date: No one...
Dump: Jim & Bryan (not sorry)

Keitha, BrahBrah and Paula
Marry: Paula
Date: BrahBrah
Dump: Keitha (she had it coming...)
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Re: Marry, Date or Dump?

Postby kellysouthpaw » Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:46 am

ardy wrote:ok i'll play....and i added some more scenarios, too :lol:


Bret, Jemaine and Murray
Marry: Bret & Jemaine (in Utah...our own "Big Love")
Date: Murray (for the perks of dating FotC's manager)
Dump: yay! no one to dump!

Dave, Eugene and Doug
Marry: Dave (to see just how 'experienced' he really is...)
Date: Eugene (free rent!)
Dump: Doug (too spineless for me...)

Coco, Sally and Mel
Marry: Coco
Date: Sally
Dump: Mel

Demetri, Todd and Ben
Marry: Ben
Date: Demetri
Dump: Todd

* How 'bout...? *
Bryan PM, Greg and Jim (Murray's best friend)
Marry: Greg
Date: No one...
Dump: Jim & Bryan (not sorry)

Keitha, BrahBrah and Paula
Marry: Paula
Date: BrahBrah
Dump: Keitha (she had it coming...)

Ooh! I like your additions!

Demetri, Todd and Ben
Marry: Ben (Hey he's a little crazy but his heart's in the right place)
Date: Demetri
Dump: Todd (such a douche!)

Bryan PM, Greg, Jim
Marry: Greg
Date: Jim (I love his standup)
Dump: Bryan PM (sorry Jarrod's dad :()

Keitha, Brahbrah, Paula
Marry: Paula
Date: Brahbrah (she's crazy, but that'd make for some wild secks, am I right? :worry:
Dump: Keitha (sorry, but anyone who says they have to "murder a brownsnake" is NOT for me)
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