What the Folk!

Bret, Jemaine and Murray

Marry:Jemaine
Marry: Bret
Date: Murray
(I had to change it a little bit to be perfect)

Dave, Eugene and Doug

Marry: Dave ! He's cute (:
Date: Doug
Dump: Eugene

Coco, Sally and Mel
Marry: Coco
Date: Mel
Dump: Sally

Demetri, Todd, Ben
Marry: Demetri (L)
Date: Ben
Dump: Todd

Haven't seen season 2 so I can't answer the rest!

I want to play!

Bret, Jemaine and Murray

Marry: Jemaine
Date: Murray (just for the sake of having a date itinerary and to find out if role call is observed lol)
Dump: Bret (sorry! been through the whole utility bills bouncing thing before, not cause of a cup though, but because of I-tunes. 1 song cost 90.00 in bounced check fees!)

Dave, Eugene and Doug

Marry: Dave (but he has to share t-shirts!)
Date: Eugene (creepy works for me)
Dump: Doug (sorry, too nice for me. But, would totally give a dog bathing job to.)

Coco, Sally and Mel

Marry: Coco (she seems easy to get along with)
Date: Mel ( again creepy works for me lol)
Dump: Sally (ha! dumped you first! woot!)

Demetri, Todd and Ben

Marry: Demetri
Date: Ben
Dump: Todd


Bryan PM, Greg and Jim (Murray's best friend)

Marry: Greg?
Date: Jim?
Dump: Bryan Pm (seems more like a boss than relationship material to me.)

Keitha, BrahBrah and Paula

Marry: Keitha (good lord our house is going to be messy! I'm bad enough! Also need to put locks on everything!)
Date: BrahBrah (but keep a good eye on my border collie at all times)
Dump: Paula (I'm fighting my kinky hair all the time to keep it from looking like Art Garfunkles as it is, wearing a wig just would just make a mockery of all my attempts at hair taming!)

Are you possibly thinking of Karen from "Prime Minister"? Paula is the girl from "NewZealandTown" who was dating the PM but married another man...the girl from "Bus Driver's Song"...played by Lucy Lawless...

This seems interesting; I'm in!

Bret, Jemaine and Murray

Marry: Bret. He's sweet, and skinny guys are more my type, but honestly, someone ought to give the poor lad a proper "education"...
Date: Jemaine, because he's witty, dashingly handsome (in an anti-Bret way), and partially also to know what colour his business socks really are.
Dump: Murray. Due to the fact that he is out of touch regarding nearly everything, and also due to the Very Stiff Competition trefusis mentioned.

Dave, Eugene and Doug

Marry: Doug. He seems safe. Nice. Eager to please...or in Mel's case, appease.
Date: Dave, just to see how long he'd put up with me arguing and correcting every misguided point of his before trying to get me to sleep with him. (I don't know, but that just seems like his style, dating-wise.)
Dump: Eugene. Anyone who gives lessons on "How To Get It Done" creeps me out a little.

Coco, Sally and Mel

Marry: Coco. She seems nice. And she likes food. That's more than anti-butter-Sally.**
Date: Mel...because she could make me laugh, and then scare the crap outta me.
Dump: Sally. What an idiot. Pretty, but shallower than a dried-up puddle.

Demetri, Todd and Ben

Marry: Ben. He's sweet, but a bit dim-witted, so bossing him around would be easy.
Date: Demetri. But only if he could teach me to play the keytar.
Dump: Todd. He strikes me as a...what's the word?...ah, yes...jerk.

Bryan PM, Greg and Jim

Marry: Greg. He seems like a decent chap.
Date: Bryan...if a greeting and handshake could count as a date.
Dump: Jim. His style of conversation (*cough*interrogation*cough*) puts me off.

Keitha, Brahbrah and Paula

Marry: Paula. She seems decent. Well, anyone who can turn down Bryan seems decent or sane enough.
Date: Brahbrah, just to get her some help. Searching for a dog for six years seems a little much...unless she uses that as her standard chat-up line.
Dump: Keitha. I don't need my place that filthy...much less everything stolen.


**I knew a girl like that in high school. She was in my French class, and once when the teacher was rhapsodizing about the cuisine of France and the "really great butter" churned over there, she raised her hand and asked "Do they also make margarine?"

Oops! I'm getting all my girl names mixed up. Somehow, I just don't pay that much attention to the girls on the show. If they don't have an odd name it makes it that much harder lol. (see I remembered Keitha and BrahBrah yay! lol) Well...I'd take Paula over Keitha, so that's good I don't have to worry so much about being robbed now lol.

What's your version?

Think of the sauciest possible scenarios you can, and you'll be getting there. Then add a little senseless violence.

Ah yes, I remember that one now.

Sounds racy! Can we do it pretty please, Sherry?

I'm assuming this is the shows characters(fake and real names are making this murky)

Bret, Jemaine, and Murray
Marry: Bret
Date: Jemaine
Dump: Murray

Dave, Eugene, and Doug
Marry: Eugene
Date: Dave
Dump: Doug

Coco, Sally, or Mel
Marry: Coco
Date: none
Dump: Sally and Mel

OK, this must be the G-Rated version of the game I grew up playing.


Bret, Jemaine and Murray
Marry: Murray, when he comes down to it he's very organized and kind of has it together.
Date: Bret
Dump: This implies that I once dated him and then dumped him. Sorry Jemaine, I didn't mean to break your heart


Dave, Eugene and Doug
Marry:Doug, he would take care of me no matter who insane I got :D:D
Date: Dave cause he would make me laugh so hard!
Dump: Sorry Eugene, you're not my type.

Coco, Sally and Mel
Marry: Coco- super easy going
Date: Mel, we could run around town and stalk the guys!
Dump: Sally- sorry, you're too shallow for me sister.

Demetri, Todd and Ben
Marry: Ben 'cuase it would be like being married to a bunch of different people hahahaha
Date: Demetri
Dump: Todd

Thanks for making me laugh in the middle of a library and having everyone stare at me like I'm out of my wits, Emafer

Bret, Jemaine and Murray
Marry: Jemaine (Oh yeah, Business Time every Wednesday sounds appealing )
Date: Bret (I want a little piece of Bret-y)
Dump: Murray (Oh no, didn't want to do this because Murray is such a great character. Cheer up Murray!)

Dave, Eugene and Doug
Marry: Dave (I'm sure I'd be entertained everyday )
Date: Doug (He needs some attention after being neglected by Mel)
Dump: Eugene

Coco, Sally and Mel
Marry: Coco (She's so hot, BOOM!)
Date: Sally
Dump: Mel

Demetri, Todd and Ben
Marry: Demetri (such a cutey!)
Date: Ben (I'd let him 'bore' me with his knowledge of New Zealand )
Dump: Todd (I think the facial expressions he pulls whilst playing the bongos put me off)

Bryan PM, Greg and Jim
Marry: Greg
Date: No one
Dump: Bryan and Jim (Bryan's not appealing and Jim just asks too many questions for my liking)

Keitha, BrahBrah and Paula
Marry: Paula (She's a tough chick...I like!)
Date: BrahBrah
Dump: Keitha (Don't fancy hanging out with someone who's breath can smell like a 'badger's ar*ehole'

Ah yes I know there are some dirtier versions of this game

hahahahaha you are SOOO welcome!

Bret, Jemaine and Murray:

Marry-
Jemaine
Bret
~and~
Murray- cuz I've converted to Fundamentalist Mormonism and made them all my Brother-Husbands. Jemaine being my MAIN husband.

Dave, Eugene and Doug:

Marry- Doug (Wow, all I'd have to do is not stalk anyone, pay him some attention, and he'd probably lie down at my feet....)
Date- Dave (I bet he knows some moves....ifyouknwowhatImean....)
Dump- Eugene (I'm perfectly good at fixing stuff round the house, sorry dude.)

Coco, Sally, Mel:

Marry- Coco (Yep, BOOM)
Date- Sally (So I could dump her)
Dump- Mel (Shoot, she's crazy and she'd just be all stalking someone else once she got me...)