What the Folk!

Lisa, Felicia or Jessica

Marry: Jessica, should could always fix the computer! I've never have to sit on the phone with tech support!
Date: Lisa- cause she likes a little sumpin' sumpin'
Dump: I check with Felicia while she was out jogging and I don't want to and she doesn't want to

:D:D:D

Date: Jemaine
Marry: Jemaine
Dump: Jemaine (because after I really got to know him that's probably what I'd do)
(then)
Date: Bret
Date: Murray
Dump: Murray
Almost Marry: Bret
Date: Jemaine
Dump: Bret
Marry: Jemaine (the divorce caused him to become a better person)

The others? Meh.

Surely polyandry is legal somewhere?

And polygyny, 'cause I can't forget my Coco and Savannah.

Marry: Jemaine!!! Oh please! Oops, I'm already married, sorry honey.
Date: Bret!
Dump: Murray (sorry, Murray, but Bret's so cute

LMAO!

let me give this a try

Bret, Jemaine and Murray
Marry: Bret (i'll just imagine him with some bosoms, and when hes sleeping i'll put a wig on him...)
Date: Jemaine (even guys cant stop checking out his sugarlumps )
Dump: Murray (stuff you...and stuff you again!!!)

Coco, Sally and Mel
Marry: Coco (only if shes into it of course!)
Date: Mel (i wanna rest my head on her bosoms)
Dump: Sally (not so beautiful without a kebab)

Demetri, Todd and Ben
Marry: Demetri (putting this ambidexterity into good use )
Date: Ben (meet his new character, Stefania)
Dump: Todd (like doing it solo too much)

Keitha, BrahBrah and Paula
Marry: Paula (3 words: xena warrior princess)
Date: BrahBrah (i love epileptic dogs too)
Dump: Keitha (our daughter would be named kena)

Karen, Savannah, Summer
Marry: Karen (cause she is also computer genius Chloe O'brien on '24'...and being a geek myself, i dont mind doing a bit of garfunkling )
Date: Savannah (we can make cardboard cut outs of our bodies and pose them into sexual positions)
Dump: Summer (she wanna have a foursome with me, bret and jemaine...on second thought...)


Now...where can i find the naughtier version of this game?

What a guy you are Andy!

Oops, I forgot, what a girl! You always hate it when I forget that part.

I like this game; it is often played with my friends. Sometimes with animals, which is weird. Ahem.

Bret, Jemaine and Murray
Marry: Murray - I need more graphs in my life. Plus "Marry" only needs a U to become Murray. Er, if you rearrange the letters as well.
Date: Jemaine - I'm a J-dogg too, so we could get matching t-shirts. Or something.
Dump: Bret - sorry, but I don't want my money covered with honey, Bret. Plus, beard rash from all the snogging

Dave, Eugene and Doug
Marry: Doug - educated, supportive and a harpist - what more does a heterosexual boy need in a fictional husband!
Date: Dave - he'd show me the cool places to hang out in NYC. Well, the cool places according to Dave. But I'd be happy with that.
Dump: Eugene. Cute but creepy.

Coco, Sally and Mel
Marry: Coco - I'd race the fastest animal, and read the boringest book.
Date: Sally - the only thing stopping her from being with me is that she doesn't want to be with me.
Dump: Mel. Cute but creepy.

Demetri, Todd and Ben
Marry: Demetri - I'd like to be his Important Thing.
Date: Todd - good with his hands.
Dump: Ben - too, er, actor-y.

Bryan PM, Greg and Jim
Marry: Greg - composed under pressure, supportive, just plain adoreable.
Date: Jim - I always find a healthy supply of questions to be helpful on dates.
Dump: Bryan - I wouldn't like to repeat myself and set him off on another Matrix-phobic incident...

Keitha, BrahBrah and Paula
Marry: Keitha - there's something appealing about the Aussie lady. Not sure what. But there you go.
Date: BrahBrah - she loves dogs, thats good enough for me.
Dump: Paula - I wouldn't want to upset Bryan by getting between them...

Bret, Jemaine and Murray
Marry: Bret
Date: Jemaine
Dump: Murray

Dave, Eugene and Doug
Marry: Dave
Date: Doug
Dump: Eugene

Coco, Sally and Mel
Marry: Coco
Date: Mel
Dump: Sally

Demetri, Todd and Ben
Marry: Ben
Date: Demetri
Dump: Todd

Bryan PM, Greg and Jim
Marry: Greg
Date: Bryan
Dump: Jim - He's sort of a tick, isn't he...

Keitha, BrahBrah and Paula
Marry: Paula
Date: BrahBrah
Dump: Keitha