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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby biscuit » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:12 pm

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Eyes cast down, the sheepish grin
See the man inside
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby nonchalant obsession » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:16 pm

Biscuit stop. You are melting my heart. Both the haiku and your statement. seriously. Don't stop.
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby Faith » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:17 pm

Works in the pawn shop
He thinks he's a ladies man
Likes flippin' the bird

Everyone else's are sweet and poetic. Mine just end up being silly. :lol:
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby SheWolf » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:23 pm

Ha ha.

Since I want to contribute but I'm insanely lazy I figure it's okay to resurrect the lament I wrote when Jemaine got married - to be sung to the tune of Bret You've Got It Going On. I could never top it as I currently have no emotional inspiration to motivate me.

about 3/4 down the page:

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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby biscuit » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:23 pm

Thanks again, Nonch:) I'm certainly glad I didn't discover haiku writing before I finished my thesis :lol: I'm hooked now!

Faith: Silly is great! Everyone needs a good old dose of silly! Keep 'em coming :wink:

SheWolf: That was awsome! :lol: Loved the disclaimer, and especially this line : "Not in a ho way just in a ‘hey may I service you today’ way " :rolls:
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby Faith » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:37 pm

SheWolf, I loved your song.

My fave line "And don’t ever stop, no don’t ever stop coz sometimes we get lonely and we ne-eed some luvin, even if it’s with someone’s husband" :rolls:
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby biscuit » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:41 pm

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She would, she wouldn’t, she would
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby Faith » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:47 pm

Awww, Mel. I loved that scene. "I would never, I would never pay... *whispers* I would, I would give you so much money."

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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby biscuit » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:52 pm

I love that one too :D

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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby Faith » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:56 pm

Or this one:

Missing your wallet?
Never trust the Australians
They will tape you up.
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby biscuit » Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:06 am

:lol: This is fun:)

To tell a story
In seventeen syllables
It's like sudoku

Is it geeky in here or is it just me?
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby Faith » Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:26 am

Sleeping with Aussies
You will feel fine, just ashamed
Please use protection


Now I'm on a Unnatural Love kick. And it's not geeky in here... not at all. :whistle:
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby biscuit » Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:29 am

Dig that last one! :clap:
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby biscuit » Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:33 am

The humans are dead
System error was addressed
Robots rule at last
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Re: FOTC Poetry Thread

Postby Faith » Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:39 am

Nice one. I think my creative flow just stopped because I can't think of anymore. I was on a roll too. :|
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