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nonchalant obsession
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:08 am 
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SuzyBatt wrote:
Bretalizer - measures the extent of your Bretaholism

:doh: SuzyBatt, I totally tried to pass this off as my own. :oops: Loss of short term memory must be a sign of raging bretaholism. :wink:


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Bretopia
Also known as the sunny green fields of our imagination. The place Bretaholics retreat to when they feel dangerously close to posting the actual thoughts they are having while viewing the Bret photo thread.
I must seek this place. I've never been.
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Bretonese
The language used by Breterosexuals when discussing Bret. In the Bretonese alphabret, words are often replaced by symbols or flanked by asterisks, e.g. *gasp* and *sigh*. Italics and very small font are also prevelant.

The most commonly used Bretonese symbols are:
:thud: :tonqe: :snakeman: :drool: :nod: :waggle: :shock: :heart: :blush: :love: :rock:


:purple: So very, very true.

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 Post subject: Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here
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I think the Encyclopedia Bretanica should include all of the aka's of Mr. McKenzie.

Bret-y
The Rhymenoceros
The Video Kid
Little B
The Prince of Parties
The Boom King
FIGWIT (sorry Bret)

...any others?

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 Post subject: Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here
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From the "Wingmen" episode in season 2:
In the pet shop scene when Dave and Jemaine are talking to him on the walkie talkies they address Bret by his walkie talkie alias, "chicken torso". :roll2:
Aww, poor Bret. Come here you. :chick:

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nonchalant obsession
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Seriously?!?!?!? :shock: How did I miss that? Hilarius! Poor Bret. Nice use of the chicken smiley btw. 8)

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nonchalant obsession wrote:
Good one MM.

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I believe this can also be called a bretish :geek:

As in "Nonch has a serious finger licking bretish going on." :eyelashes:


Yis, that is one among many I'm afraid... :purple:

You do have a bret-vantage over me in that you always demonstrate the bret-pitome of self control and never (hardly) let your bret-thusiam overflow into unacceptable bret-havior. I find this all very bretertaining, don't you? Would you like me to interp-bret your latest dream for you? :rolls:


:roll2: :roll2: :roll2:

I wish I could think of a fitting bret-ply, but it's too early. I shall breturn later with something less lame :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here
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I speak fluent "lame" so have no fear.

Bretaliate: To return the favor of a Bret photo with a pic of Jemaine.

Bretard: Someone who spells the man's name with two "T"'s.

Bretort: A quick, witty or sarcastic reply countering an unflattering remark about our boy.

Oh, and on the menu we must have Boom King Crab ligs.

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Brettle - what you use to make a cup of tea for Bret

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BaBret - a hair ornament that keeps your locks out of your eyes so you can appreciate Mr. McKenzie much more.

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Breville - sandwich toaster possibly used by Bret
http://www.breville.co.uk/sandwichtoasters.html

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Bretorical Question: (noun) A question regarding Bret that does not require an answer.

Examples:
"Isn't Bret the coolest?"
"Is there anything Bret can't do?"
"Who would have imagined that a man could be so good looking AND talented?"
"Who doesn't need a little more Bret in their life?"
"Oh why don't I have a life-size statue of Bret in my garden? Why?"

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DaMango for president of the flipping world!!! :D

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DaMango
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Hahahahaaaaa!!! :lol: Thanks Biscuit! However, I don't think I'd do a very good job. I would spend my time staring at Bret rather than running the globe.

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I think the world would be a better place if we all did that. That could be your first course of action! A better world for everyone but Bret obviously... poor bugger :lol:

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Think of all the world for Bret look alikes though
Bret(t)legangers? :D

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Well, if I were president, one of the first things I'd do is assemble a...

Brettalion: (noun) A military unit of breterosexuals, assembled to protect Bret and to secure a Bret-friendly environment.
"When Bret complained of feeling hungry, the Brettalion rushed to the scene with emergency rations of macaroni and fish tacos."

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