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How would you handle the Jemainiac question? Don't ask, don't tell? :lol:

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The Jemarines would be responsible for protecting Mr. Clement.

Or the Jemilitary, or the Jemafia. He's well protected, I assure you. 8)

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Bretkey: A sixy pin the tail on the donkey!

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The eyes, scruff and hair are perfect! :roll2: Stripey socks! Where's CailenB? She's gonna love this!

Nice mm! :clap: What's the chicken saying?

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mohumbhai mania
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is what the bird is saying...

trefusis put it up thinking it was somewhat Bret-y, and I had to go there.

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nonchalant obsession
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Just a few I've grabbed from out on the forum. I know there was more. Not my inventions, but they need to be here. :clap: Good job guys - using the lingo. Remeber to bring them back here you clever girls/guys.
Someone wanna add the definitions/examples in speech?

Bretiful
Breticulous
Bretciprocate

A couple more.

Bretpiphany: An event so momentous as to turn a raging Jemaniac into a Bretero. example: a sixy kissing dream. :wink:
Bretisms: Hilarious phrases dropped from the lips of Bret.

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Bretiquette: manners or "people skills" as deemed socially polite by Bret. An example of not using proper Bretiquette would be to hit on his girl while he's on the toilet. Also known as "Brethical" or "unBrethical" actions.

Others...
Bret cetera (b.etc.)
Bretail (the business of items sold by Bret, such as superstraws)

Bretro
Bretrospect...

b.etc.

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:rolls: :clap:

His look has gone all "Bretro" in Diagnosis Death. I swear he looks just like his Video Kid days! :shock: :D

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A few more to add to the mix (if these haven't been offered yet)

    Alphabret - A-Z of Bret
    Bretlag: a happy condition that is characterized by various psychological and physiological effects following extended exposure to Bret photo threads, music, b.etc.
    Brecstasy: feeling of elation because of Bret
    Breteuphoria: ditto
    Bretliner: sixy eyeliner worn by Bret such as in Fashion is Danger

    Diabretes - conditions caused by excessive (is it possible?) intake of all the sweetness that is Bret; also, diabretic

    Flotsam & Bretsam - this and that concerning Bret

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nonchalant obsession
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I'm totally addicted to Brecstasy. I must have it. :drinkers:

Those are great ones Maze! Keep 'em coming.

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Bretty (brit′ē)

pleasing or appealing in a delicate or graceful, yet masculine, way
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nonchalant obsession wrote:
Bretpiphany: An event so momentous as to turn a raging Jemaniac into a Bretero. example: a sixy kissing dream. :wink:



Or the angry dance. :D
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nonchalant obsession
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Or Bret eating clams...

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nonchalant obsession wrote:
Or Bret eating clams...


:?

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Faith
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nonchalant obsession wrote:
Or Bret eating clams...



Ahh yis, endlessly eating Bret...
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