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Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby biscuit » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:56 pm

How would you handle the Jemainiac question? Don't ask, don't tell? :lol:
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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby DaMango » Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:06 pm

The Jemarines would be responsible for protecting Mr. Clement.

Or the Jemilitary, or the Jemafia. He's well protected, I assure you. 8)
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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby mohumbhai mania » Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:31 pm

Bretkey: A sixy pin the tail on the donkey!

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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby nonchalant obsession » Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:52 pm

The eyes, scruff and hair are perfect! :roll2: Stripey socks! Where's CailenB? She's gonna love this!

Nice mm! :clap: What's the chicken saying?
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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby mohumbhai mania » Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:00 pm

...!

is what the bird is saying...

trefusis put it up thinking it was somewhat Bret-y, and I had to go there.
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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby nonchalant obsession » Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:17 pm

Just a few I've grabbed from out on the forum. I know there was more. Not my inventions, but they need to be here. :clap: Good job guys - using the lingo. Remeber to bring them back here you clever girls/guys.
Someone wanna add the definitions/examples in speech?

Bretiful
Breticulous
Bretciprocate

A couple more.

Bretpiphany: An event so momentous as to turn a raging Jemaniac into a Bretero. example: a sixy kissing dream. :wink:
Bretisms: Hilarious phrases dropped from the lips of Bret.
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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby ravenhpltc24 » Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:28 am

Bretiquette: manners or "people skills" as deemed socially polite by Bret. An example of not using proper Bretiquette would be to hit on his girl while he's on the toilet. Also known as "Brethical" or "unBrethical" actions.

Others...
Bret cetera (b.etc.)
Bretail (the business of items sold by Bret, such as superstraws)

Bretro
Bretrospect...

b.etc.
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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby nonchalant obsession » Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:17 pm

:rolls: :clap:

His look has gone all "Bretro" in Diagnosis Death. I swear he looks just like his Video Kid days! :shock: :D
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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby Maze » Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:50 pm

A few more to add to the mix (if these haven't been offered yet)

    Alphabret - A-Z of Bret
    Bretlag: a happy condition that is characterized by various psychological and physiological effects following extended exposure to Bret photo threads, music, b.etc.
    Brecstasy: feeling of elation because of Bret
    Breteuphoria: ditto
    Bretliner: sixy eyeliner worn by Bret such as in Fashion is Danger

    Diabretes - conditions caused by excessive (is it possible?) intake of all the sweetness that is Bret; also, diabretic

    Flotsam & Bretsam - this and that concerning Bret
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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby nonchalant obsession » Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:59 pm

:rolls:

I'm totally addicted to Brecstasy. I must have it. :drinkers:

Those are great ones Maze! Keep 'em coming.
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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby Cleren » Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:15 pm

Bretty (brit′ē)

pleasing or appealing in a delicate or graceful, yet masculine, way
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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby Faith » Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:25 pm

nonchalant obsession wrote:Bretpiphany: An event so momentous as to turn a raging Jemaniac into a Bretero. example: a sixy kissing dream. :wink:



Or the angry dance. :D
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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby nonchalant obsession » Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:38 pm

Or Bret eating clams...
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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby Ozpot » Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:01 pm

nonchalant obsession wrote:Or Bret eating clams...


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Re: Encyclopedia Bretanica - Post your Bret-themed words here

Postby Faith » Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:41 pm

nonchalant obsession wrote:Or Bret eating clams...



Ahh yis, endlessly eating Bret...
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